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                     лллАБВБлллллллВ   ллВлллВБВлллллл
                     ллллллАлАлллВлВ   лллллллБлллВБВл
                     Влллллллппппппп   пппппппВллВлллл
                     БВБллллл                 ллВллллл
                     АБВВлллл                 лллллллл

                     ллВВлллл                 лллллллл
                     лллллллл                 лллБлллл
                     ллллллллммммммм   мммммммлллллллл
                     ллллВлллллВВллл   лллллВлллВллллл
                     ллВллВБАБВллВлл   ллллВБАБВллВБАл
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           њ t h e њ f u t u r e њ h a s њ a n њ a t t i t u d e њ
                           
           Bury your face in your chick's beaver: PUKER by SuccesS

     


њ SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS њ 
  
  - Not a multimediavirtualrealitycyberspaceinternetgroovy-computer  
  - GUS (because Sound Blaster's for the above type of nerd-machine...)
  - 486/66 (because IBM mainframes suck.)                                              
  - VLB VGA card (Because Tridents are still shipped with $5000 Pentiums.)


њ NOTES њ

  Important: Be sure you run RUN_THIS.BAT!!

  Yeah, great news. SuccesS made another demo. This time MUCH better than
  Future Crew's Second Reality. (No joke!)
  This demo can be considered a rogue, a black sheep, an outcast, since we
  STILL haven't learned how to do proper phong-shaded shit-fuck-ups!
  It contains addictive coding, however, the graphics have been valued at
  over $69,000 by the International Board for Dying Arts.
 (Who needs to pixel graphics, when you have 3D-Studio?)
  So please pay attention to the feeling of the demo than just turn your
  head away and say: "RHAHAHA, not even more than 70.000.000 faces!"
  PUKER is a slick piece of pimping action, a pornographical cum-experience.

  Some sadder news.
  D-Byte, who did so much great work for our previous BLACK ICE, has left our
  group, because he lost interest in democoding. This sucks bigtime, so there-
  fore we dedicate PUKER to D-Byte, who helped us a lot at the Party IV!
  Farewell, D-Byte! We'll miss your quiet little persona.

  Some happier news.
  We have a new CODER!
  His name is Brainsaw, and he joined from the dutch group Hazard.
  Brainsaw's coding-skills are very welcome, and we think you'll see some
  joint effort of him and HarleQuiN in some next sickly product!
  Welcome aboard, Brainsaw!


њ CREDITS њ
  
  CODE.............................: Dustin and Scout
  GRAPHICS.........................: HarleQuiN
  MUSIC............................: HarleQuiN
  GENERALLY JUST BOOZING AROUND....: TiM


њ GREETINGS њ
  
  Logic Design, aCME, Ground Zero, Bonzai, Surprise!Productions, Proxima,
  Fatal Justice, The Vibrants, Nostalgia, Hypnosis (RIP?), Abstract Concepts,
  Anarchy PC, KLF, Isch Crew, Hypervibe, The Edge, Thaumathurge, Spirit,
  Infiny, Legend Design, MASSiVE, The Natives, Void, Imphobia and all others.                                                                

  We don't greet Scandinavian Gods because they look cool on our list. :)
  Still, I think we got a pretty cool list.
  Admit it, lamer, you wish you had a list like this!!
  Life is tuff, fuckface!

  Note from HarleQuiN to The Dark Judge/Analogue: -
  Ik zet je verdomme nog betaald voor wat je me flikte in TOO WICKED op de 64!
  Ik eis een Coronaatje!


њ COPYRIGHTS њ

  This material is not freeware.  You are allowed to copy it without
  restrictions for non-commercial use.
  No payment of any kind may be charged for this product or any 
  combination of products or services including this product without 
  our authorization and official written license.
  Commercial use, especially the industrial manufacturing on any 
  data storage media and their distribution without the expressed 
  permission of the producer, is strictly prohibited. 
  This program or the data files contained therein may not be altered
  or modified without the permission of the author.
  You take full responsibility for the operation of this software and 
  any consequences thereof.  We the creators cannot accept liability
  for damages or failures arising from the use of this software.

  In simpler language: if we find SuccesS-stuff on a cdrom, we're gonna
  fucken kill you!
  
  (sigh, it's so fucked to have this shit in the nfo file... :(


њ SUCCESS MEMBERSTATUS њ
                       
                       Demo Section SuccesS PC  

њ HANDLE њ    њ FUNCTION њ            њ OCCUPATION њ  

  TIM.........: Organizer, Graphics     Model for Vogue Magazine
  SCOUT.......: Coder                   Pusher
  HARLEQUIN...: Graphics, Music         Porn-movies director
  DUSTIN......: Coder                   DJ in techno-clubs
  MITCH.......: Graphics                Vet        
  DICKY DICK..: Coder                   Porn-moviestar
  BRAINSAW....: Coder                   XTC-cartel manager
                                        
              SuccesS Telephony and Telegraphy Service: (ST&T)

њ HANDLE њ    њ FUNCTION њ            њ OCCUPATION њ

  GIZMO.......: Retired Sysop           Girlfriend Victim (tm)
  CBA.........: Courier                 President of MTV Asia
  RIGOR MORTIS: Non-active Sysop        Cello player in The Morgue Quartet
  VIKING......: Internet Support        Photographer for Penthouse


њ HOW TO CONTACT sUCCESs њ                                                     

  You want to say "Fuck you, you suck!" or "Fuck me, I suck very well!"?   
  Sure! Write us about anything, as long as you won't tell anyone we have
  an affair...
  
  
  Email: tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl (General SuccesS address)
  
  If you want to swap disks with demos or whatever, make it so!
  
  TIM/SUCCESS                HARLEQUIN/SUCCESS           SCOUT/SUCCESS
  Peltlaan 15                Blokmakerstraat 29,         Acaciastreet 29 bis
  3527 EA  Utrecht           1013 DG  Amsterdam          3551 BE  Utrecht
  Holland                    Holland                     Holland
 +31-(0)30-946235           +31-(0)20-6221499           +31-(0)30-432509
tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl    hqn@pi.net               rolando@knoware.nl
 
  A child can do the laundry!

  Oh yeah, some people tend to be really scared of us, because we've got
  such big mouths and attitudes and all that.
  But since we're real assholes, we couldn't give a rat's ass about how you
  think about us, so don't hesitate to contact us if you hate our guts!!


њ BULLETIN BEARD SHAVERS њ
џ
  њ Name њ             њ Sysop њ         њ Status њ             њ Number њ  

  PLANET EARTH        Aap                World HeadQuarters     +31-20-6995913
  KAOZ LANDZ          Rigor Mortis       Member board           +31-TEMP-OFFL!
  SUPREME COURT       Steel              distro                 +31-1650-51850
  PLANET GRUNN        Minstrell          distro                 +31-50-111511
  EINSTEIN BBS        Sleeping Dog       distro                 +32-3-3851594
  THE HIDEOUT         TBB                distro                 +49-611-9545013
  DIGITAL DIMENSIONS  Nutcracker         distro                 +1-604-533-3720
  THE MACH 5 BBS      Speedracer         distro                 +1-319-332-4822
  THE INFO BOX        Arthur Kim         distro                 +1-206-485-0354
  PHANTASIA           ???                distro                 +27-11-955-3597
  MIDDLE EARTH        Gizmo              memberboard            +31-REAL-SOON!
  GBC I               El Conzo/Consieler distro                 +31-252-525390
  GBC II              Code Red           distro                 +31-23-5849975


  If your board isn't in this list, contact TiM, and he'll arrange a 14-day
  trip to the beautiful islands of The Waddensea.
 (Not valid with other discounts.)
  Even if your board _is_ in the list, but you haven't heard anything from
  TiM, just email him and get him a trip to The Bronx/NY.

  It isn't really known what has happened to Middle Earth, which used to be
  run by our very own Gizmo. Rumour has it that Middle Earth was banned from
  the Association for Allied BBS's, because alledgedly, Middle Earth has 
  attempted several rapes on innocent VIC-20 machines.
  The testimony from the helpless 8-bit VICtims concluded they were very 
  lucky to have survived the assaults. As one of the VICtims stated:
  "Me and the assaulting PC simply were not compatible..."
  

њ INTERNET SUPPORT њ  
  
  Check it out. Internet is trendy, the net is "in", it is slowly becoming
  a way of life, especially when some bucketfaced hitparade losers manage to
  write Email and say: "Yo man, I've just been in Cyberspace..."
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
  Fucking losers had better read Gibson and Sterling first.
  BUT, to keep up with the trends, we as a trendy and hip group simply can't
  afford to stay behind, so we got our asses on to the net aswell!

њ FTP SITE њ  

  pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl

  note: The ftp site is a C-64 site but it does have a SuccesS PC directory.
        So you can get only SuccesS PC software here!

њ HOME PAGE њ  

  http://pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl/~dicky/Success.html

  The homepage isn't really what you should expect, but soon we'll switch
  to another one, which will be a _lot_ better!


њ EPILOGUE њ

  Cool word for The End.
  No, really, Aap shouldn't have interfered with the relationship gravity
  has with time.
  Since gravity is a _product_ of time, you could do fine without a prostate.

  "Are you challenging me to a duel?" - Trelane to Kirk
