
            c1A DAY OFF
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  So YOU want the day off.  Let's look at what you are asking for.

  There are 365 days per year available for work.  There are 52 
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days
available for work.  Since you spend 16 hours each day 
away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days 
available.  You spend 30 minutes each day on a coffee break, that 
accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. 
With a 1 hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days leaving
only 22 days available for work.  You normally spend 2 
days per year on sick leave.  This leaves you only 20 days available 
for work.  We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time
is down to 15 days.  We generously give you 14 days vacation 
per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work....g1

        cdo1AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THAT DAY OFF!!!o0
