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                           HOLY  BLOOPERS
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          These actually appeared in varius churchlletins
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cc1ce.c7 This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north
   ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

cc2ce.c7 Tuesday, at 4 p.m., there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
   giving milk, come early.

cc3ce.c7 Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mr. Johnson will
   sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed". accompanied by the pastor.

cc4ce.c7 Thursday, at 5 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
   Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the
   pastor in his study.

cc5ce.c7 This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward
   and lay an egg at the alter.

cc7ce.c7 The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the
   ladies will start quly and the rest of the congregation will join
   in.

cc7ce.c7 On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses
   of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new
   carpet, come forward and get a piece af paper.

cc8ce.c7 The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
   they they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

cc9ce.c7 A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the church basement.
   Music will follow.

cc10ce.c7 The Rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of
    David Alan Belzer, the sin of Re. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

cc11ce.c7 Tonight's sermon: What is Hell? Come early and listen to our choir
    practice.

cc12ce.c7 For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
    nursery downstairs.

cc13ce.c7 Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

cc14ce.c7 Potluck supper: Prayer and medication to follow.

cc15ce.c7 Don't let worry kill you off -- Let the church help.
