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         :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a
               sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice
               inflection over Unix.
         ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or
               sarcasticremark.  More of a "don't hit me for what I
               just said" smilie.
         :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement
               or is upset or depressed about something.
         :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but
               not quite as good as a happy smilie
         :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse
               than a :-).
         >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
         >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just
               made.


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         Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common
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         (-:   User is left handed
         %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours
               straight
         :*)   User is drunk
         [:]   User is a robot
         8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
         B:-)  Sunglasses on head
         ::-)  User wears normal glasses
         B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
         8:-)  User is a little girl
         :-)-8 User is a Big girl
         :-{)  User has a mustache
         :-{}  User wears lipstick
         {:-)  User wears a toupee
         }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
         :-[   User is a Vampire
         :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
         :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
         :-7   User just made a wry statement
         :-*   User just ate something sour
         :-)~  User drools
         :-~)  User has a cold
         :'-(  User is crying
         :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
         :-@   User is screaming
         :-#   User wears braces
         :^)   User has a broken nose
         :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
         :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
         :-&   User is tongue tied.
         =:-)  User is a hosehead
         - -:-)  User is a punk rocker
         - -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
         :=)   User has two noses
         +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
         `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
         ,:-)  Same thing...other side
         |-I   User is asleep
         |-O   User is yawning/snoring
         :-Q   User is a smoker
         :-?   User smokes a pipe
         O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
         O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
         :-P   Nyahhhh!
         :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
         :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
         :-X   User's lips are sealed
         :-C   User is reaally bummed
         <|-)  User is Chinese
         <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
         :-/   User is skeptical
         C=:-) User is a chef
         @=    User is pro-nuclear war
         :-o   Uh oh!
         (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
         *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
         3:]   Pet smilie
         3:[   Mean Pet smilie
         E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
         :-9   User is licking his/her lips
         %-6   User is braindead
         [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
         (:I   User is an egghead
         <:-I  User is a dunce
         @:-)  User is wearing a turban
         :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
         :-:   Mutant Smilie
         .-)   User only has one eye
         ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
         X-(   User just died
         8 :-) User is a wizard
         C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee
                    in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

         Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget
         smilies.
