
 What if Dr Suess did Training Manuals?
 
 Here's an easy game to play
 Here's an easy thing to say
 
 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as
 a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
 abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
 
 If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And your double-clicking
 icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the
 index doesn't hash, Then your situations hopeless, and your system's gonna
 crash!
 
 You can't say this?
 What a shame sir!
 We'll find you
 another game sir.
 
 If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is
 connected to the button on your mouse, But the packets want to tunnel on
 another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And
 your screen is all distorted from the side effects of gauss, So your icons in
 the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with
 a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet the sucker's gonna hang!
 
 When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode
 instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and
 you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
 your MOM.
 
