
         Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by actual journalists)
 
       1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
       2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
       3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
       4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
       5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
       6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
       7. Iraqi Head Seek Arms
       8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
       9. Stud Tires Out
      10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
      11. Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
      12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
      13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
      14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
      15. Eye Drops off Shelf
      16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
      17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
      18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
      19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
      20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
      21. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
      22. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
      23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
      24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree.
      25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
      26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
      27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
      28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
      29. Drunken Driver Pays $1000 in '84
      30. War Dims Hope for Peace
      31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
      32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
      33. Enfields Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide
      34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
      35. Deer Kill 17,000
      36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
      37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charges
      38. New Study of Obey Looks for Larger Test Group
      39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
      40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
      41. Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping the Needy
      42. Arson Suspect is   Held In Massachusetts Fire
      43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
      44. Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
      45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
      46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
      47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
      48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
      49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
      50. Air Head Fired
      51. Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
      52. Prosecutor Releases Probe Into Undersheriff
      53. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
      54. Bank Drive-In Window Blocked by Board
      55. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
      56. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
      57. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers request Training
      58. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
 
