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                              - Proudly Presents -

                              The Legacy - Issue 2

Havoc speaks:
  Yay! It's here... The new Legacy pack is released... (don't clap...) Anyway,
I guess you can all see that it's not a 'monthly' thing. Although, it probably
will be now because of how much is being released. We obvisouly waited to re-
lease this because of some Legacy 'dry spells'. I'm sure we've all heard the
'Legacy's dead' remarks by the stupid assholes who couldn't handle us taking
a break. But, we're back, and better than iCE... I mean ever. :)
  Well, lemme finish this k-rad .NFO file in the classic "What's new" format.

  What's new with Legacy?

1.) Shangri-La, the Legacy WHQ, is down.. wait, it's up... No, it's going back
    down.. Wait, it's up again.. no, it's down.. AHHH!! I dunno.. just call it.

2.) Even though it's kind of old, we still have to make an offical announcement
    about it: Morbid Angel, formerly an iCE VP, is now a Legacy Overlord. He
    also runs the USA HQ (South of Heaven, formerly The Dark Crusades)

3.) Many new artists (most of which are from the ultra-k001 Area Code, 416) are
    now either Legacy Trial members, or full members. The list is kind of long,
    but they are all a great addition.

4.) The new Legacy pack is out...

5.) Moral Decay, the long-awaited Havoc-ran board, is stiiiilll down. Expect it
    to be online sometime before the end of civilization.

6.) Ummm.. Errr... 6, huh... umm, Legacy is cool.

7.) Ugh.. 7's not bad.

  Oh, well, I guess I'll say my greets and go the hell to bed. <yawn>

                                        Havoc <note the C... grr...>
                                        Legacy Overlord-guy


                Black Ire ú Of course...
                Lord Carnuss ú If you weren't in Legacy, I'd probably chase you
                               down and beat you.
                TES & Elminster ú I love you guys... <sob>
                Sir Psycho Sexy ú Sir Psycho, yeah!
                Eternity ú Your dad is an idiot.
                The Dark Servant ú You stupid nig-- umm... UGH!
                Tempus Thales ú What about that back-stabbing, potato chip
                                eating, Legacy-dissing, parent-leeching,
                                Sh-- ... nevermind.
                TMG ú the feelings mutual.
                Havoc ú Hey, are you schizophrenic or something?!
                Hellrazor ú 215 sucks, doesn't it?
                Cool T ú Grr... I'm barely holding back my rage.
                All of the new Legacy members ú Glad you're here.
                All of the old Legacy members ú Glad you're here.

On a closing note:

"Hey, do you have a brother named Humphrey?"
"No. Why?"
"Well, because I saw your mom last night, and she was yelling Hump Free!
Hump Free! <laughter>"

Bad joke - (c) 1993 - Spark Plug/Legacy