     (6) CRUSH! - An Epic in 30 Parts                                  Cthulu

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 280 of 316
    From: Zamfir Worshipper                Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Pedantik                         Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:36:30

    P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE
    P>
    P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE
    P>
    P>
    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL

    Why does this remind me of those combat-oriented movies where our valiant hero
    has been going up against fighter after fighter to prove his worth.. then
    finally this old man with a long moustache says "bring out Kang!" and there
    are gongs and these giant iron doors the size of kilimanjaro open and out
    walks this enormous, muscled freak wearing a big black mask covering
    everything but his eyes, nose and big fat lips and the hero just sort of looks
    up and up and up and then the old man cackles gleefully and says

    "Kang! Crush!"

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 285 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Pedantik                         Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:24:09

    P> ME AND AIDAN AND STU WILL BE THERE
    P>
    P> STU USED TO BE IN A BOWLING LEAGUE
    P>
    P>
    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL

    Even me?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 286 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:24:26

    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
    C>
    C> Even me?

    ESPECIALLY YOU!

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 287 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:24:59

    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
    C>
    C> Even me?
    C>
    C> ESPECIALLY YOU!

    And my dog?  What of him?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 288 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:25:38

    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
    C>
    C> Even me?
    C>
    C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
    C>
    C> And my dog?  What of him?

    WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
    WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
    WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 289 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:25:57

    P> HE WILL CRUSH YOU ALL
    C>
    C> Even me?
    C>
    C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
    C>
    C> And my dog?  What of him?
    C>
    C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
    C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
    C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!

    What of the rain in april?  Surely you would not crush that?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:10 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 290 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:26:48

    C> ESPECIALLY YOU!
    C>
    C> And my dog?  What of him?
    C>
    C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
    C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
    C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
    C>
    C> What of the rain in april?  Surely you would not crush that?

    WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
    WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME OF
    THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 291 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:27:26

    C> WE WILL CRUSH YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS DOG!
    C> WE WILL ERADICATE YOUR ATOMIC FAMILY AND THE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!
    C> WE WILL OBLIDERATE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND HOLD DEAR!
    C>
    C> What of the rain in april?  Surely you would not crush that?
    C>
    C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
    C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O
    C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!

    What, then, of knowledge?  Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
    existing.  Or love, for that matter.  Or birdsong.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 292 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:29:09

    C> What of the rain in april?  Surely you would not crush that?
    C>
    C> WE WILL CRUSH THE RAIN IN ALL MONTHS, BUT ESPECIALLY IN APRIL!
    C> WE WILL, IN FACT, MASTICATE EVERY VARIETY OF WEATHER OCCURING AT THAT TIME O
    C> THE YEAR, JUST BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP!
    C>
    C> What, then, of knowledge?  Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
    C> existing.  Or love, for that matter.  Or birdsong.

    WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
    LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE.  ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
    SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED.  NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHICH
    THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 293 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:29:24

    C> What, then, of knowledge?  Surely you cannot cause knowledge to cease
    C> existing.  Or love, for that matter.  Or birdsong.
    C>
    C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
    C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE.  ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
    C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED.  NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC
    C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.

    But what of the others, then?
    Love, and birdsong?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 294 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:30:09

    C> WHEN WE ARE FINISHED, THERE WILL NO LONGER EXIST A WORD FOR KNOWLEDGE; NO
    C> LONGER EXIST THE CONCEPT OF KNOWLEDGE.  ALL OBSERVATIONS WILL BE CURRENT AND
    C> SPUR-OF-THE MOMENT, AND NEVER REMEMBERED.  NO RULES WILL BE DRAWN UP BY WHIC
    C> THE UNIVERSE CAN BE SEEN TO EXIST.
    C>
    C> But what of the others, then?
    C> Love, and birdsong?

    THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
    RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 295 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:30:22

    C> But what of the others, then?
    C> Love, and birdsong?
    C>
    C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
    C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.

    Will you crush yourselves then, as well?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 296 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:31:58

    C> THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE OF LOVE NO LONGER SHALL, AND WE WILL WIPE OUR MANY
    C> RAVENOUS BOTTOMS ON THE MOST GLORIOUS AND LYRIC OF AVIAN SONG.
    C>
    C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well?

    WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE IN
    OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
    CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT!  THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
    IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
    APPARATUS.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 297 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:32:11

    C> Will you crush yourselves then, as well?
    C>
    C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE
    C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
    C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT!  THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
    C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
    C> APPARATUS.

    Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 298 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:34:03

    C> WE WILL RECIEVE OUR MOST FERVENT CRUSHINGS OF ALL, TO PROVE OUR OMNIPOTENCE
    C> OUR ABILITY NOT ONLY TO REMOVE EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE BUT ALL ENTITIES
    C> CAPABLE OF PERCIEVING IT!  THERE WILL NO LONGER REMAIN TWO CONSECUTIVE ATOMS
    C> IN THE COSMIC DUST WHICH WILL HAVE BEEN OUR MASSIVE CRUSHING ORGANS AND
    C> APPARATUS.
    C>
    C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?

    IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.  YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
    FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
    AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO.  EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
    FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
    TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 299 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:34:19

    C> Surely, then, reality itself will be crushed?
    C>
    C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.  YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
    C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
    C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO.  EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
    C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
    C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.

    I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 300 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:35:00

    C> IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.  YOUR PUNY MORTAL SENSORY ORGANS ARE MERELY TOO
    C> FEEBLE TO HAVE REALIZED THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTANCE ENDED IN FACT TWO HUNDRED
    C> AND SEVENTY SIX YEARS AGO.  EVERY ASPECT OF THIS INTIMIDATION OF YOU IS IN
    C> FACT GOING ON INSIDE OUR DEPRAVED IMAGINATIONS, AS YOU WERE LONG AGO REDUCED
    C> TO QUARKS AND LEPTONS.
    C>
    C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?

    NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETERS
    TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 301 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:35:12

    C> I suppose that there are no more bicycles then?
    C>
    C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE
    C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.

    And puppies?  Puppy dogs?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 302 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:35:48

    C> NO PART OF BICYCLES HAVE REMAINED UNCRUSHED, FROM SEATS TO PEDALS TO DIAMETE
    C> TO THE VERY PREFIX 'BI'. IT HAS ALL BEEN CRUSHED.
    C>
    C> And puppies?  Puppy dogs?

    CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE
    PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
    AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 303 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:36:01

    C> And puppies?  Puppy dogs?
    C>
    C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB
    C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
    C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.

    Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 304 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:36:28

    C> CRUSHING THEM TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYAB
    C> PARTS OF OUR TASK, WERE WE CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH WAS ONCE KNOWN
    C> AS ENJOYMENT BEFORE WE CRUSHED IT.
    C>
    C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?

    PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT.  WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE.

    DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 305 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:36:42

    C> Dare I ask as to the fate of cheese?
    C>
    C> PLEASE, MAN, HAVE SOME RESPECT.  WE WOULD NEVER CRUSH CHEESE.
    C>
    C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?

    No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 306 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:37:33

    C> DO YOU THINK WE'RE PHILISTINES OR SOMETHING?
    C>
    C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.

    PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
    CHEESE-HATING REALITY.  LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCTS,
    AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO  ENJOY CHEESE IN
    ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 307 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:37:42

    C> No, just a fellow cheese-enthusiast.
    C>
    C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
    C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY.  LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT
    C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO  ENJOY CHEESE
    C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.

    Can I bring some friends?

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 308 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:38:13

    C> PERHAPS THEN WE HAVE BEEN HASTY IN OUR DISMISSAL OF YOUR INFERIOR
    C> CHEESE-HATING REALITY.  LET US INSTEAD CELEBRATE IN AN ORGY OF DAIRY PRODUCT
    C> AND WE CAN REVEL IN THE EXCHANGED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW EXACTLY TO  ENJOY CHEESE
    C> ALL ITS INFINITE GRACEFUL FORMS.
    C>
    C> Can I bring some friends?

    BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE
    BEFORE!

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 309 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: RE: BOWLING                  Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:38:22

    C> Can I bring some friends?
    C>
    C> BRING ALL OF HUMANITY, AND WE WILL MELD MINDS LIKE NEVER TWO SPECIES HAVE
    C> BEFORE!

    It's a meet then.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 310 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: All                              Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:39:15

    C> It's a meet then.

    CHEESE-MEET 1.0
    When?  November 21st,2:38 am.
    Where?  My basement.

    What?  Cheese eating, or so I'm told.
    Whuzza? Bring cheese, if you're planning on eating it.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 311 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : All                              Refer #: None
    Subj: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW               Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:40:04

    WHo showed up:

    Cthulu
    really powerful alien intelligences
    cheese
    cheese intelligences too, even more powerful.

    We ate the cheese.
    Then the cheese ate us.

    All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable.
    I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more
    accessable by transit.

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 312 of 316
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW           Replies: None
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:40:20

    C> All in all, the experience was thoroughly enjoyable.
    C> I say we do it again sometime, but in benny's this time 'cause it's more
    C> accessable by transit.

    WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S!

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)

    Date: 12:11 pm  Fri Nov 21, 1997       Number : 313 of 317
    From: Cthulu                           Base   : tabnet: alt.cabbage.die.die
    To  : Cthulu                           Refer #: None
    Subj: Re: CHEESE_MEET REVIEW           Replies: 1
    Stat: Sent                             Origin : 21 Nov 97  02:40:27

    C> WE WILL CRUSH BENNY'S!

    (here we go again!)

    --- e-lizard v3.53
     * Origin: Haven't we met in a parallel universe?    --DoDEL- (31:53/0)