     (1) introdookshun - by spoon (otnooishphoo)

              Well, it has been over 5 years since the first issue
            of Spoon was written.  So long in fact, that I cannot even
            find the old issue.  GOD DAMN!  But in the interest of
            stupidity, and good old fucking moronics.  I am going to
            do one more issue.  Now, if anyone out there in modem land
            knows where I can find a copy of Spoon 0, please let me know.
            I WANT IT.  NOW!

              Anywayz..  in this issue we will feature really old
            articles, that were going to be put into the second issue
            way back in 1993.  But that never happened.  So, we will
            also be featuring some new things, which I have stolen from
            local networks in the 604.  FUCK YOU WHINERS.