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PATRICK-STORY PART II (THE REVENGE)
It's still sunday morning, Simon went back to read after the 1st phonecall from the one and only Patrick/Angles. He thought he was safe but suddendly...
Riiiiiiiing Riiiiiiiiiiiing!
Simon /with an angry voice): -Yeah, wassup!?
Patrick: - Me At&t here, kard no work... not 100% on any phonecompany!!
Simon: -So what am I supposed to do then? Give you another card?
Patrick: -You no understood! Many men from Europephone you kard... no good! Me stop everyone...you give kard to me, At&t letting you not pay phonebill...cool not!?
Simon: -Listen stupid, I'm trying to get some sleep here...Could you give me a call someother day (so I can change my phonenumber...)??
Patrick: - Myself kard now...why nounderstood? You kard not 100% on any phonecompany and...
Simon: -Of course it doesn't work, you just told me 20 minutes ago your computer at At&t was broken, right?
Patrick:- No, no, me computa very goog. Amiga rule France!! Big abusementa from Europe, many men call you kard... Me fix everyone...No worry!
Simon: -But HOW do I know you're from At&t?
Patrick: - Maybe me no good English, but I really have At&t operator!!
Simon: -You little cumdrinking assfucking sonofabitch...
Patrick: -No comprendo no comprendo, me no milkdrinker or assknocker... me 100% At&t operator.
(Patrick just realized that he's calling to the States directly (again), but this time he doesn't care, because partick is a real TOUGH guy!)
Simon: - Zzzz, can't you understand?? I'm not gonna leave out my card to some idiot who calls me 05.20 in the morning, saying he's from At&t!
Patrick: -Now myself angry...Me need kard to call our WHQ..ehh, I mean to help you!
Simon: -I know one who is a real need of some help...
(Patrick is now getting VERY nervous, because ANGLES has a 3Kb doc-file to release tonight and they are out of cards.)
Patrick: -You give kard me now, not!?
Simon: -Hehe! Yeah, ok. Have you got a pen this time??
Patrick: -(Yeeeeah! Me good hacker) Yes! Myself have pen but paper not... Me written kard on wall instead!
Simon: -Ok, my card is 911-000-ACN-1800. Did you get it?
Patrick: -Me get kard on wall, yeah! HAHAHAHAHA! I fool many men many times... hahaha! Me am Patrick THE EMPEROR!!! Haha, you stupid toilet-eater. Angles rule the scene bigtime!
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Written by Rebel / FairLight