Articles!
A MODEMSPREADER MUST...
- Hate people writing messages
  (who cares about mail -I've got a new release!!)
- Have the voice number to every major sysop
  (beep-beep-beep is the worst nightmare!)
- Love the noise ATA causes
  (finally!)
- Have at least two phonelines
  (remember, NEVER let anyone in your family use the phone! If they "have to" call someone, tell them to go to the public payphone or write a letter! Nothing will keep you from staying on the "top-uploader list"!)
- Have a thick wallet
  (there is no such thing as immortal PBX:s!)
  Written by ZiKE! / C&Z