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:       !!! PAiN +<3 nocd !!!       :
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:            a cracktro             :
:          by disasterarea          :
:                                   :
:          in january 2008          :
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: Info :                            :
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: This production was made for the  :
: revised edition of PAiN 12/07...  :
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: If you have this prod, but not    :
: the mag itself, get it at:        :
:                                   :
:     http://pain.scene.org/        :
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: Credits :                         :
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: code/sound/etc                    :
:                              ript :
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: texture generator                 :
:                        gyr/kaolin :
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: minifmod                          :
:          firelight (www.fmod.org) :
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: UPX                               :
:             (upx.sourceforge.net) :
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: Markov source text                :
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:                        dodgeyhack :
:                              ript :
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: Rant :                            :
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:         IT'S A MILESTONE!         :
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: DISASTERAREA'S 20TH DEMO RELEASE! :
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:             HUZZAH!               :
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: We've never worked out what       :
: percentage of those demos contain :
: The Epilepsy Robot.               :
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: Oh well, you know what they say.. :
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:    Save the Planet!  Recycle!     :
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: Blame waste management, not us.   :
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: This cracktro was going to be all :
: faked oldschool effects, but      :
: somehow it just didn't work out   :
: that way.                         :
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: The music also borrows a lot from :
: Beethoven.  As if you couldn't    :
: tell.  I'm certain he's out of    :
: copyright by now, though.         :
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: This is a skinny infofile because :
: apparently, thin is still in.     :
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: The "models" on America's Next    :
: Top Model say so.                 :
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: You could snap one of them in     :
: half in a multitude of humourous  :
: ways - which brings me to the     :
: topic of lemongrass beer.         :
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: My batch turned out brilliant.    :
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: Bet you didn't think that was     :
: going to happen.                  :
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: Anyway, if you're down this way,  :
: come to Beach Party '08 and try   :
: some ...                          :
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: Otherwise, see you at Breakpoint! :
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: Thanks to :                       :
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: Pain staff for creating a         :
: wonderful diskmag to keep me      :
: entertained on those long & dark  :
: internetless nights at home.      :
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