FREE GIFT

Every gaming magazine comes with a free gift and this one is no exception!

This months free gift is A SET TC MEMBERS PHOTOGRAPHS, yes that's right, now you can own photographs of all your favorite lamers. These photos only exist on TC's World HQ FTP - The Corporate Jungle - inside the /members/ directory that no one but members have access to, but thanks to UKA Ezine 2 everyone has access to them..... and you will soon see why they didn't want other people to see them, they are all ugly bastards of the highest order.

All pictures are 100% real and this was confirmed by Zodi!

At first you are likely to use these photos to laugh histericaly at the state of the TC mongoloids, but after that you wouldnt think they would be of much use... well thats where you are wrong, let me tell you of some of the things you can use them for.

1: DART BOARD - Yes, do as I did, print out a photo of Zodi or Badmonkey and pin it to your Dart Board and fire darts into their fat faces. This can be really fun and you can even play a game with your mates by devising your own points system.... eg. with Zodi's pic, 1 point for hitting him in the face, 2 for hitting him in the cunt and 3 for hitting either of his tits.... tremendous fun!

2: EDIT THE PICS - Yes, imagine the fun you can have with these pics and a photo editing suite, for example paste a penis onto Badmonkey's forehead, it could only be an improvement... lets face it, he is unlikely to get any uglier!

3: SCARE PEOPLE - Yeh, it is a long time until Halloween but when this time comes there is no need to buy a mask, just blow up Badmonkey's face, print it out and then you have the scariest mask imaginable.

BADMONKEY

With a face like an arse he is hardly one of the better looking TC members.
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DELERIUS

The less said about him the better.
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HYJINX

omg

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JERK

Look at the state of this Jerk.
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LANGDON

This specimen seems to have a strange look on his face, one can only presume that Zodi's cock is firmly lodged up his arse as per usual.
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MICROMAN

This TC lamer is very pale looking it seems.
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NINTENSE

Sorry he is too ugly to be shown.

SPAMAN

Get that fucking hair cut you twat!
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ZODI

The biggest lamer of the lot appears to be the gayest lamer of the lot.
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