song: rogans lun
song: singing jumping
abac abb
by mikrosopht
hello and welcome to the enooze open house special guest extravaganza ! today we welcome the most honorable.... umm.... what's your name again?
Chad cells. I mean Curtis Martindale, either works
and he hails from which of his residential locations that will be made public?
Bay Area CA
last night i was informed that southern california is nothing but a brown mass of garbage,,, is this even close to correct or maybe she was incorrect. she actually said, 'poop'.
yes southern Cali is a total wasteland, nothing but Villians and scoundrels
do you run with the crew
what crew? like the harlem Globetrotters? (o)(o) I think that would be cool, just insert some (o)(o) through out the interview to spice things up. "who is this cunt, abac abb? fuck him......... wait a sec, I SEE BOOBIES! IM GOING TO KEEP READING!"
whatya think? I think it might work
yeah (o)(o) so ok tell me about your akas, what they mean, and what you've done under them... like a sentence for each persona.. ready, begin
Ok I have Abac Abb: which is a acronym for something really cool Im sure, or it has to do with drugs, or something I forgot. thats about it. Ive had lots of shit ones in the past, but Id like to forget about them! booyah
DR ATARIO,, tell
hahah yeah for instance, dr. atario! Im suprised you remember that one *doh* haha Ill never come up with a non embarassing name lol
so the abac abb aka has done some chilled stuff, ambient soothing things,, this is quite a change from your past work isn't it???
Hmm yeah in a way. Ive allways made chilled shit, but sort of kept it to myself.... Nice to show people I can do more then just sort of spazzy jungle with goofy samples I guess
(o)(o)
totally
speaking of which,,,, i had no idea that you did chilled stuff, and was really surprised when i heard it. it's good to share, curt. erm.. abac abb, so where do you get your inspiration to write the mellow,, or to write the more spontaneous? does it have to do with medical services?
Medical services yeah, totally. Actually Im really into the idea of just throwing down as many ideas as possible, just sort of random things and building something new with it.... No real set course, you can look at a track with so many diffrent perspectives when you dont have a plan. Usually Ill start with something and end up with a complete negative of what I had intended, but I can pick out bits from when it was a bosa nova tune, or a noise track etc.
how do you feel about working in an unpredictable atmosphere,, i mean give me a feeling you get when you write to try and explain what you go through
good question. Really depends what mood Im in, if Im high etc. Sometimes Ill be so happy with a bassline Ill roll on the floor laffing hysterically, other times Ill be so upset with a break that wont cut up right Ill start swearing and calling the break a muther fucker, basically just childish antics
you like to spend a lot of time with the percussion aspects of a track?
yeah I do, probably my favorite thing to do. Lately especially, Ive been spending isane amounts of times on percussion, really tearing Matlide Tracker apart... In fact the people Ive been showing my latest tracks too have been telling me they are too mangled and complex, which I take as a compliment
as would i
so do you think that all of the other elements in a track just come into place after the percussion has taken things through the ropes,, or do you have to combine all of the efforts from the different parts of a song at once to make it cohesive?
hmmm it really depends, Ill usually make 10-20 drum grids, and lay them out and work out some basic melodys and shit like that. After I get a sort of early structure set up, Ill go back in fill in the rest, usually add more to the drums etc. I usually twiddle knobs and add bells and whistles at the end. actually lots of bells and whistles, mainly cowbells and whistles sampled from "ninja rap" I use the fucking whistle more then Id like to admit
hahahahahahh
what is with your blatantly obvious love for making tracks too cheesey & the average listener is led to beleive you are made of a dairy product akin to cheese? do you do this to spite the people trying to be hardcore mofos? or maybe it just comes naturally :8")
In a way sort of I guess. I dunno, I think I just have a weird sense of humour. Yeah I really love that it pisses off lots of uptight cunts, makes me giggle. I dunno, I guess its me :) people tend to either love what I do, or think Im a total jack ass.. either way I accomplish my mission. I just like cheesey sort of stuff. allthough lately my cheese content has saddly dropped. not really cheesy, just funny. To me anyway, I guess if people think its cheesy, they have a stick up there ass. Or it aint there bag, either way
oh yeah i meant to say funny, of course. funny. yaH (o)(o) does the drop in funny_style have anything to do with the state of our nation and the repercussion(s) everyone is feeling regarding the war against terrorism?
As cliche and stupid as it sounds, yeah a tad bit. I think the general vibe floating around, myself included, is slightly more somber. Dont worry though, I wont be naming any of my tracks "fsdf/saf.3343" or putting "tech" in my name anytime soon (o)(o)
what size breasts would you prefer your wife to have if this were an applicable application of selective service
you know what, I hate to say it cos it makes me sound like a pig but I dig big jugs. Although fake ones are completely disgusting..... as far as a primo size, I think anything from the C-D range is about perfect
are you afraid of getting a black eye or is that just part of the love
Its all about love baby :) breast size definetly isnt a deal break, it isnt that big of an issue. But if I had an applicable application of selective service to choose......
of course
so where do you see your music taking you in the near, and far if you can see it, future
I honestly dont have that much ambition concerning my music. Im not one to pimp it out and all of that shit, but I would like to be able to travel and play shows all around the world. I guess thats my musical goal, to see the world and rock it.
alright, top 10 cities to play live !
ready, begin
Tijuana
Tokyo
Rome
hmm good fucking question
(o) (o)
Argentina! Cairo! anywhere exotic where I would have to bring my own sources of electricity.
( O ) ( O )
what size boobz are those
hard to say mang. so are you more of an ass man yourself?
yuH.
what other music if any really inspires you to write more
Im really into old music at the moment. Anything at the genesis of a new sound. Velvet Underground, kraftwerk etc. Anything that catches the spirit of new sound, you cant top that with all the slick production in the world. As far as new sounds go, Im really in love with French and Japanesse music
what about Japanese and French music? whats the difference exactly
oh and the new R. Kelly Joint, "feelin on yo' booty"
(o) (O)
I like the energy and just sugary sweet pop J-pop stlye ye know? Like the beach boys to the extreme. recently, Hi-posi, Kahimi Karie, older cornelius etc. Oh psychedlic music too, HUGE on that at the moment
are you a HUGE guy? or a girl? dont think i caught that? or a HUGE psycho?
Id say Im a medium guy, slightly taller then most!
do you have a striking resemblance to any late night talk show hosts?
hahahahaha you bastard! some people, like YOU, say I look like Conan O'brian
it's just the truth man. can't deny the truth. and that's not bad because he is supposedly one of the nations top bachelors
Yeah but see, I dont have the wit and talent. so that just leaves me with a gigantic head
im sorry.
nah. thank god My irish side isnt dominant, then Id have red hair AND a gigantic head.. annnnnnnnnnnnnyway!
if electronic music became the pop music for 2010 decade ++,, and everyone stopped recycling the 90s rock hits on the radio,, would you be a considerably happier person? (o) ( O )
yeah I would, cos I would want prolly cash in on it. Id like to be the what seven mary three was to nirvana, only too Squarepusher. Just another shit band that rides on the coattales of a trend! ahhhhhh yes, lovely
as long as you have the women with the C & Ds they can talk all they want huh. so where is your mansion going to be
My mansion, I dont really care. But I do want it to have secret passages, EVERYWHERE. I want to have to pull a book, or twist a statue to get into every room in the house
oh you sly guy,, you'll have a titty twister
really though, My music is influenced by pop as much as anything. You can hear No Limit style drumming all over my shit
arent you really a rap producer on the inside, and thats what counts?
I love rap. adore it! I like Thug rap, Old school west coast g-funk being my favorite. really into Cash money, dirty south shit. Booty bass stuff. Anything with 808 snare rushes basically, as long as its raw and gangsta. Not to big on lyrics honestly, so I could gives a fuck about any of the so called poetic rappers with wack beats. Kool keith rocks my socks
man don't 808s just get the bitties sloppy wet all over the set?
for real. Cant top the 808, the low frequency bass kick vibrates the G-spot like it was Long Dong silvers tounge. the girls love it
doesnt kool keith get women all over his jock?
youd think so
do you have a jock strap
nope. you?
not that i'm aware of.
word
maybe some weird association
word
word
yes
word association
ok,, we will do each number, 0-9, and for each you have to share the first thing you think of,,, in a complete sentence. and dont think ahead on this. ok ready?
yes
4
the four horsemen yo, Rick Fuckin flair! the figure 4 leg lock, wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo!
6
Blossoms stupid slutty friend. remember when they Made a bunch of cloths and shit out of condoms? that was fucking stupid.
1
the number of times Ive had Mikro do a spastic dance in my car and fix my overhead light. btw you need to do that again
that's a true story. bustin the boku pop lock, fixes the toughest of interior car damage 8
actually it reminds me of a song off of the Goonies Soundtrack, "8 arms to hold you" by the goon squad. Fuckin ace
0
the number of bad songs Ive made. The number of good songs limp bizkit has made
7
the movie. how un-creative
3
the number of different Kool-aid man action figures resting on top of my monitor
oooohhh YEAHHHHHH!!!!!
*bursts through wall*
9
I have no fucking reason for this, but it reminds me of the breakfast club where they are all dancing along that one balchony. I know it doesnt make sense
its all part of the plan. you win no matter what, because youre a winner
Im a winner! aww shucks, thats nice of you
you win: 2
Deez nuts. damn, now that was sleezy
X
X-zibit, and how bad dre sucks anymore
tooth fairy
some sort of drug dealer alias, that would be a good one
drug dealer alias
Lil Chop
chop stick
Dazz band, and there super hit "joystick" love that track. the bassline is so funky
5
the number of fingers and toes Im going to have to sell to buy a laptop
alright enuF ! lets do something else to finish up
do you know how to write a haiku, like in grade school
sha sort of, but I dont really feel like it.