friendchip
by mikrosopht
please submit identification, 7 words & 14 syllables
WE ARE FRIENDCHIP, WE LIKE YOU (SORRY, CAN'T DO SYLLABLES)
Hello I like to MOVE IT and also some days I get to MOVE IT.
if a rabbit were in your spaceship,
that you didn't know was there before, would you:
a. cook it up smokey n eat it
b. pet it a lot n keep it in your pocket
c. conduct experiments with large shiny metal rods
d. there aren't any rabbits in my ship, silly!
E. PUT IT IN THE AIRLOCK AND BLAST IT INTO INFINITY
& do you ever feel short of breath around rotund carrots
WE SEEM TO FEEL WHEEZY AROUND TURNIPS, BUT NEVER CARROTS
what is a friendchip, who is a friendchip, where. , how,.... when did it begin.. anything everything all of it now please thanks
FRIENDCHIP IS KIP PARKER AND ANTHONY BURRILL. WE ENJOY MAKING WEBPAGES THAT SERVE NO OTHER FUNCTION THAN MILD AMUSEMENT. WE HAVE WORKED TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS (BUT KNOWN EACH OTHER AS FRIENDS FOR OVER 10 YEARS)
if someone threw up in your lap, how would you react
IT DEPENDS WHAT WAS 'THROWN UP'
where did the cool kids eat lunch at school
WITH ME
who is the funniest person alive
KIP'S DAD
who is the funniest person dead
DON'T KNOW ANY FUNNY DEAD PEOPLE
please describe, with as explicit detail as possible,
the step by step process of creating
your favorite type of sandwich
TAKE TWO SLICES OF TWO DAY OLD WHITE BREAD. GENTLY TOAST UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN. GENEROUSLY COAT ONE SIDE OF EACH SLICE WITH BUTTER. SLICE UP A WHOLE BEETROOT (N0N-VINEGAR VARIETY). ARRANGE THE BEETROOT OVER ON SLICE OF BREAD. RIP UP A COUPLE OF LEAVES OF LOLLO ROSSO LETTUCE. ARRANGE THIS OVER THE BEETROOT. TAKE THE OTHER SLICE OF TOAST AND GENEROUSLY COAT WITH FRENCH MAYONNAISE. PUT THE SLICES OF BREAD TOGETHER AND ENJOY. BEST SERVED WITH HOT COFFEE
what other designers designs figure into your designing designeragizationalism
WE DON'T REALLY LOOK AT OTHER DESIGNERS TO INFORM OUR WORK. OUR INFLUENCES COME FROM AREAS OF LIFE OTHER THAN DESIGN
how do you meet people, & pets
WE WORK VERY CLOSE TO A PET SHOP. SO CHANCE MEETINGS WITH PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ARE AN EVERYDAY OCCURANCE
are afids in the lettuce stylin' the year 2k02 ?
CATTERPILLARS ARE VERY NOW
if you ate a whole acorn, would you consider yourself more a squirrel or a newt
ACORNS, AS WE KNOW, GREAT OAKS GROW FROM. SO AS YOU WOULD EXPECT, NEWT
have you been telling me the truth
YES (HONESTLY)
shoot for the legs or go straight for the jugular
DEPENDS HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE. AND IF YOU WANT TO KILL OR NOT
do you sometimes fight crimes
WE HELP WITH LAW ENFORCMENT, POLICE MEN ARE OUR FRIENDS
let things fall into place, or make things get where you need em, or somethin uddaly not those
ALL THINGS HAVE A NATURAL PLACE, GIVE THEM SPACE TO FIND IT
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