song: letsgetphysical
dsico
by goat
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age: 28 sex: M location: Sydney, Australia
eating utensil of choice: bowls
ideal romantic evening:
last night - 2 chicks 2 bottles of gin...
are you, and those of yr ilk, hecklers of sorts?
I like to think of myself as a heckler.
do personal hang ups get in the way of you taking yr clothes off for strangers?
I try and be tough but I'm not that comfortable with public nudity.
do people recognize you in the streets of yr home town? if so, for what?
well cause i grew up there, its a pretty small place and I haven't had plastic surgery so i look much the same as in Highschool. People never forget a face.
what's yr favourite sort of phasmid? how do i know yr not lying?
I don't really like animals much, I suppose that extends to insects.
tell the good folks at home about spasticated, what it is/what it does/where you see it in 100 years/etc
Spasticated is my littel record label. I was having trouble getting anyone to release my music, probably cause its shit. So I was left with no choice but starting my own label.
has anyone famous you've reworked gotten in touch with you?
No, its rather disappointing actually. I don't think i've managed to become famous enough yet.
has anyone famous you've reworked touched you in a physicaly violent way?
A.R.E Weapons threatened me cause of that Chloe Sevigny obsession or maybe I was just drunk and siad somethign wrong at their Sydney gig.
describe yr work ethic
I just put together crap music that I think suckers will like.
have you ever fired a firearm so you could feel the false power that often accompanys the firing of said arms?
Yeah how do you know that? have you been stalking me? When i was in highschool we used to shoot this .22 rifle occasionally. I always wanted ninja stars as well so i could throw them at trees and feel tough. I think thats why I like to maek obnoxoius music.
the sound of hearing a new britney single makes many retch, but yr reaction is decidedly different, or is it? explain
I guess it depends if i'm watching the video, although Christina is way sexier than Britney... Olivia Newtown John is much better though, I have to rent Xanadu on video again sometime. Lets get physical.
could what you do be concidered a form of celebrity stalking ?
I'm going to New York in May to stalk Chloe Sevigny, but otherwise I haven't been stalking any one in particular. I
how far would you go for cheap publicity
a. place an ad in a major magazine (nme, melody maker, better homes and gardens,etc)
b. get breast implants
c. threaten public suicide
d. sign to a major label
Better homes and gardens, yeah, the typical reader would probably really dig half my shit. I wonder how much those ads go for anyway?
who owns the registered trademark to the word "bastard pop", anyways? anybody you know?
Richard X or the Freelance Hellraiser appear to have cornered the market so I wouldnt' be surprised if EMI/Virgin had something in the works.
most mash ups really blow, why will anyone care about this approach to music in a years time?
They won't. Although I thought that would happen about a year ago but people still come to my gigs so who knows... I guess there really is a sucker born every minute.
why havent i heard a mash up of the rednex "cotton eye joe" with anything yet?
I dont even know that track...
how do you fend off lawsuits? with charm? a sock full of blunt objects?
a sock full of charming blunt objects and a team of hardcore legal advisers.
describe yr personal hygiene for the nice people
I'm generally pretty clean. I shower everyday and try and clean my teeth twice a day. the house is a bit filthy but we don't let it get too outta hand.
picking on the famous has earned you a rep for picking on the famous, how do you live it down?
I drink a lot
what do you look for in an ideal mate? nice shoes?
Definately shoes are very important. They also have to own a car. Becasue I dont' and its neat to be driven around soemtimes.
should young couples make out to yr music?
Oh yeah! I'd love to be making out to my music right now.
some famous guy, mike paradinas (aka u-ziq), said yr music sucks ... how does one rebound from such a low blow?
I post it on my website and agree with him. I think its the only way. you just can't sweep these things under the rug you have to embrace them. I mean no-one is going to take my word over his anyway, hes just so much more powerful than me.
who would you like to punch the most?
a. prince, circa 1983
b. hulk hogan, circa 1984
c. ralph machio, circa 1985
d. peter cetera
c. ralph machio - but i'd want to sweep the leg more than punch in the face.
if you could rename yrself, what would it be?
a. mr gets results
b. dr mean man
c. fraulein von schwartzennegrostadt
d. peter cetera
a. Mr Gets Results
is everything irrelevant to you? would you mash up a juan atkins tune with a david hasselhof track?
nah Hasselhof really sucks. I wouldn't touch his stuff. Maybe Juan Atkins with Richard Marx - Right here waiting,... that is classic.
how are you, as a singular force in the universe, making the world a better place for the children of tomarrow?
I'm like *breaking down the barriers* man... its like a *musical revolution* you know what i'm saying? haha honestly, I'm not making anywhere a better place.
if you had the wherewithall, what country would you wipe off the face of the earth? an evil one?
macdonalds
what message are you hoping to send out with yr music? backwards ones hidden in the mix?
get naked has been a favourtie lately.
if you died, like, next weekend, what would you expect people close to you to say when remembering you?
luke was a great guy.
which websites do you enjoy visiting?
I usually hang on "ilm" a bit to see what going down and all the chart sites to see who my next victim might be, I like to keep in touch with popular culture.
are there any reasons people shouldnt immediately start worshiping you and buy all of yr releases and so on?
yes its crap.
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