song: buman meat box
aidsbot
by mikrosopht. artwork by aidsbot.
do u kno anything about nasal hymen, n how does that relate to your music
ah yes,the nasal hymen.when i was about 14 my father bestowed upon me the gift of a singapore hooker,well versed in the art of hymen braeking.as i sat on the edge of the small cot,awaiting my ascent in to manhood,i began to think of the tree of knowledge,fearing that with the breaking of my nasal hymen,i would be expelled from the eden of my youth,forced to acend to my throne described by descartes as master and prorietor.the breaking of the nasal hymen was the breaking of the womb.i suppose that thru my music i seek my return to the womb.sound is the lanquage of babel,the primal tonque of the universe,and in that sense a return to innocence,to a land beyound flesh
which ninja turtle do u relate to the most
michaelangelo of course.you know he was hittin skins with april and her gaggle of channel 7 babes.plus he had the illest moves on the dancefloor.
doez yer synthesizur gently weep
my sissy ass synth is always ballin..and i ain't talkin big pimpin with my man jay-z.all my keyboards have complexs.i mean..who can blame them.they thought there lives were gonna be like,pornstars snortin lines off them,thousands of screaming fans,ya know..?seeing the world,livin la vida loca.instead its just me,and my small ass room filled with transformers and gay porn,me shaggin overweight housewives with varicouse veins.shit,even i cry for them.
tony lost his shoes, where did they go
see,tony has his own shoe company now,his name is money in the bank.he's not gonna let airwalk or aidio or some other chumps clock scrilla off the birdman.sheet,his old shoes are on sale for 50% off at hot tropics in malls all across america.or on the feet of the most stylish sweatshop workers in a thirdworld country near you..
huv u ever specialized n jumbo shrimp technicaliteez
jumbo shrimp?nah,my shit's straight puerto rican.we ain't no rice dick's or no jumbo shrimp.more like those big ass salami's up in italian deli's.
I have been diagnosed with a disease, which of the following is the worst case scenario and how can I treat it
a_ hyroidial flanging ascotheropic innuation
dos_ berievial cantancerous
iii_ broncihially infectizationalismically impairment
d_ nasally hymenated
9_ 9047 4774/</<4
i would have to go with a.i believe they manually retract the distended tissue.if the condition persists ,the tissue must be removed,and all local blood vessals cauturized.there are usually brief periods of heavy blood loss as the anal lining is unusually rich in bloodvessels.
u lo0k around n a small room n go damn these bitties / walls are fat / close !
sure, soundz alrite ! but, wut if the viralbots went to the headbangers ball?w'ell it would be a rootin tootin good time,dagnabit!raise your fists for the army of satan!!!bling..bling...
when u get tired wut do u do
when i'm tired i try to lay down,but a tired mind is a catylst for creative thoughts.it seems the more heavy my eyelids,the more elusive sleep is.so i chose a tasty audio morsel,place pen and paper near hand,and commense with the lucid dreaming.
so do u regularly draw write music or wank most often.. axually just gimme a top ten activites aidsbot njoys, peas !
aidsbot's top ten things to do when not mackin on big bootie hoes and clockin mad dough...... 1.masterbation!!god bless the fruits of sin.
2.reading!!mental masterbation!!!more self pleasure!!yes,that's it.give me some more...don't be shy.
3.make crappy music!!!audio masterbation!!god,i luv myself!!
4.sleeping...actually,this is better than masterbating.but only a bit.
5.painting.gets me the bitties so i don't have to masterbate.
6.skating.sk8 or die dude.bones brigade forever!
7.working out.good i love the site of hot sweating men,thrusting and pumping to the hot sounds of the chemical brothers.good golly miss molly!
8.collecting becky dolls,barbies paralympic pal.gosh,she's swell,and the school photographer.neat!
9.smoochin the pooch!
10.starting fires! mikro's so cute!!
wut iz yer favorite jolly rancher flavor
heck,there all pretty dang tasty.except that lemon one.thats pretty damn foul.cherry is a ghetto classic.so due to inabilty to truly judged such a complex assortment of flavors,such a bevy of delightful sensations,i chose cherry by default.
how long has u been in yer trax
due to the cryptic flavor of your linquistic flounderings,i shall assume you refer to the delightful audio morsels so carefully created in my kitchen of ossilators and a/d converters.i've been in the process of creating my audio babies for about 2 and a half years.there was a certain distain i had been aquiring for traditional 2-d mediums.my years of traditional ink and paint works had left me yearning for something more etheral,something intangible.at the time i was a jungle fiend,so in love with the intensity of the breaks,and there complexity,so i saved up some ducks,and bought a dr-5 drum machine and well,i didn't sleep for like 6 days after that.
wut type of food n where
i am a strict carnivore.subsisting on a strict diet of meat and coca-cola.i want to say,for the record ..that onions are inherently evil and must be stopped at all costs.i am a meat machine,oiled by the sweet nectar of cornsyrup andcarbonated water.god save the mean.
do u ever like 2 play shows covered n meat oil
talk not in jest of the glory of meat,silly mortal.
do u have fake breakfasts
am i a consumer of holligraphic treats,of false norishments?no sirr,i am not.i try to ignore my body as much as i can,savoring the sweet sensations of neglect ,and then gorge.such is the swing of the pendulum.
after lunch would u rather toss the raquette or flail in the pool, sir
ahh,the call of water is strong indeed,capturing the hearts ands minds of man for generations.who am i to resist?
wut about the firemen n do they call u often sinze u r the #1 arson o norte americana
short arson story.once i was skating the post office banks(hot little bank to curb) during pollen season.anyway,my friend was smoking a cigarette(bad) when he lit this pile of plant pollen(like cattails seed spores) aflame.basically,this shit bursts into a huge ball of flame and poof!its gone.so were going around lighting these piles on fire when we stumble upon this backyard completely filled with this massive pile that the wind had blown.so we lit it expecting this huge ball of flame that would disperse in a second.well it burst into a massive fireball any lit the whole shit on fire.we freak and run,like nwa hundred miles and running type ish.just hauling ass so we wou;d'nt get caught.we get like 10 blocks from there and hid behind this dumpster.i'm thinking,whatevr..this stuff has no substance,there was no fuel for the fire.it was a desolate backyard.that shit has to be out.we just freaked,so i come out of our spot and look,and in the distance,above the wall of the shopping center,we see this huge plume of smoke,rising high into the sky.we ending up burning down a 10 story building.it thought we were jailbound,our years of puberty and bracefaced kisses behind the bleachers were done.luckily,the building was empty and for the most part abandoned.jesus,i was shittin bricks,i thought we killed all these people.we ended up hiding in the woods for like 10 hours .that shit sucked.
wut type ov english ebonix do u flavor
i prefer the more metaphor laden ebonics of the hip-hop variety.it is important that a lanquage be keep alive by its speakers,cultural refrences nurish a tonque,and fluentcy in said tonque allows for such unlimited expression.who better than the poets to create the lanquage of the future.
whats the deal with those d00ds over at skam
i don't know what's the deal with those cats.but my shit is a droppin ,alittle here and a little there.i'm still in my music infancy.
do u play with yerself
hey,if it really made your palms hairy,shit,i'd have a pelt...with cornrows.
do u play live shows
i'm working on the aquiring a laptop so i can freak it for the doo-doo eaters and calvin mercer lookalikes.i hads plans for a stage show with puppets and dancing logs in miniskirts,but i'm still working on the dance routines,gettin my running man up to par,ya know?
r u a big fan o running or do u power walk
actually i have a nervous system disorder,so i constantly shake .this combined with the infamous subway diet,is all the exercise a brotha needs.
have u ever had a power walker knok down yer mizail box
hello...loser.like i live in an apartment building.we don't have mailboxes to knock over.damn mikro..like do your reseach or something.jesus...what a moron..
do u play live shows o u playing wit yourself
yeah,i really strongly believe the the knicks have a championship within them.there's a few weak links but,the have the moxie.
when did u first started feeling turned on by people - when did u first started feeling sexy in the school ground
since i was a little wee i believe.my best friend as a child was this dirty little hippie chick,we lived in the griitty nyc,and i remember that we never wore shoes.we both shared a sense of constriction by our clothes,and in the heat of the summer we continually shed them.i remember this old man lived on the first floor.a dirty old man,in more ways than one.he had a window sill full of pornomags.when i was about five me and my little hippie girl stole some smut from his window and ran to the playground to hide behind the bushes and see these mags.it was then that i realized that this little girl i played hop scotch with was more than met the i.i guess it was then when i began to see the oppisite sex in a whole new light,and began to wonder what secrets they witheld behind unparted lips.
I like yer art tell me bout it
well,i don't wanna sound like an art fag so i'll be short and stupid.my drawings are inspired by genetics,coding,reccursive functions,and the horrors of self.i hate color,and try to reduce my pallete as much as possible,focusing on the power of the line.my paintings are neo-pop art,about context,reductionism,decoding,and hittin skin's.there basically petri dishes for culural viruses.
so if u were an art ƒ49 wut would u say about aidzbotz drawringz ?
"brilliantly satiric and savagely funny....a wild amphetamine ride through the vagaries of fame and the nature of belief in america at the close of the 20th century" - san francisco chronicle
m0mma, where do aidzbotz cum frum
aidsbot was created when a silicon based virus affected the body of the infamous autobot leader.the virus hijacked his dormant shell and used his form to help replicate the viral meme thru the use of encoded audio information.
wut cardgame do u play the most and if u could where would u play it n with whom
52 card pick-up.i like to play with cripple kids on windy days. thank you r.i.p babygoop 96-01 hope your'e enjoying that big rainforest in the sky magoop i love you.
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