song: stacie orrico hooked up
kettel
by mikrosopht
please share your: given name, super(hero)imposed name, antiname, and bank name
given name is Reimer Eising. my heroname is Kettel, Brother Max or Guillaume Peer. Guillaume Peer is also my antiname. I dont have a bank. i store my money in socks.
why pc groningen netherlands and why not, how come
why: i moved here originally to study but it turned out to be a better city to make music. my friends live here. my bed stands here. why not: some friends don't live here. no hills. bad climate. ugly architecture.
favorite frequenc(y/ies): sine, dine, wine, sexxxoxoxo
500-1000hz, boosted. low Q. i'd choose a sinewave as favorite sine. favorite dine: carrots mixed with mashed potatoes and a lot onions. and mashed olives too. favorite wine: any, but not Peter Mertes.
what makes you happiest of all things in the wonderful life
focussing on jokes while camping with friends in the woods or on an island, play soccer, then go to the beach, then return, listen to music, drink beer. finish a great track. playing liveshows and then get original feedback from blonde girls, who are using a lollypop in their mouths
how many mouths do they have, and how many do you think you have had
some have 2 mouths: 1 to speak and 1 to kiss. others have 1 mouth: 1 to express their love for cheap trancemusic and 0 to use lollypops.
standard combination pop-locks you to play: live, girls, nintendo, ball. ie, eg, etc, latin
whats a pop-lock? i never played nintendo.
pop-lock robotic re:early80s popsicle tricknowledgy, are you a b-boy cd effr
i am lost again :)
piano, explain expand extra extra
i know how to use the piano, and i've known that since i was 5 years old. i always play melodies in my tracks. i sometimes play with my liveset on synths. it's all about those moving fingers. i am glad i know how to improvise on a piano so i dont have to use random melody composers. i used to be addicted to playing piano when i was little. now im happy i can use more sounds, and make my own sounds, and play with that. =expand extra extra!
have you ever stolen a lawn knome? if so, explain process. if not, explain yourself.
i stole a lawn gnome once, if that is what you mean. i kept him and commanded it to do things for me. unfortunately he grew stronger and stronger, and extermely cocky. so i built a nice little oak wood house for him. and thats where he lives now. close to my house. but always hiding. he's usually not at home anyway, he's dramaturgist and prohibitionist, so i guess he's rather busy.
why does the beat go on
i doubt my beat will go on. but i'm sure other beats go on, forever. thats why i dont like the others.
do you ever go off (interlude)
yes you can set me to a certain time, like 9am, and then when it is 9am i go BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
kracfive in 5 word
good recordlabel, fellow rascals, my discography.
kracfive in 6 word
they are in pittsburgh now, and they were the first to discover my music. i just released a collection of old tracks called Look at This Ha! Ha! Ha! on their label.
we look at stuff and then say hahaha. we always see gnomes walking and cook soup for them. or stir frie.
have you smoked crack or little bush twigs ever ?
yes i have. bush twigs too. i smoked a church once, and a chainlock too. and i smoked patriotism. but not anymore. my lungs get enough air to work as a caboose now.
foreva eva, foreva eva ???
i don't think i never met eva. i know my parents would have called me eva if i turned out to be a woman. they still hope it will ever happen.
classical vs electronical: pros/cons, polly bunny sunny cloudland
classical composers were rockstars. electronical musicians ar not. there is as much bad classical music as electronical music, but in electronical music it hurts the most, because it repeats all the time on a short time basis. its like getting hit once in 5 minutes, or every second. i don't know about the "vs" thing. i listen them both and if i succeed in enjoying them both, in the same way, i smile.
please pear influential musicians with your favorite sexual positions, respectfully
every music i ever heard is influential, or at least has been inspiring, and has nothing to do with pears. same goes for sexual positions.
what is the word mysterious mostynonymous with: sales, females, or donkey-lonks
females
how many braincells do you use per song, how many more songs will you write
what makes you think i use my brain while writing songs? i use every muscle instead. if i would have used braincells, i would use 80%. and kill none. when i'm done i might end up doing that.
please tell lots of cat stor(y/ies) now, thank you so much
my pleasure!
there is cat called Peer, and he flies around in the sky in a big zeppelin with a castle under it. he wears brown boots and smokes 2 cigars at the same time, but theyre not burning. still there is smoke. he doesnt know about law or police. he knows a lot about science, sports and how to bake the most delicious pies. he is most agressive in some moods, and most adorable at other times.
his old friend Max lives in a big castle. although this is the year 2000-something his mind is stuck in the late 18th century. he has diligences, golden candleholders and a lot of money. he rarely sleeps, but rather orate about old music, dinners, wines, other consumptions, hunting, lost friends, etc. sometimes Peer visits Max and he cares a lot about him. without knowing, Max owns almost every company in the world. shell, philips, general motors, and more. he forgot it. he used to be a smart businessman but the liquor washed it all away from his memory. now Peer helps him out.
does the future look, listen, taste, touch, smell, or feel
it looks. it can't listen, it can't taste, it doesnt smell. it feels&touches though.
it feels with it's creapy hands if the path it wants to walk on is suitable and not too slippery.
can you sample grass growing, mowing, throwing and showing ? thank you so much 2
sampling grass growing is possible, if you use hypersensitive microphones. didnt you notice almost every beat i make is made out of grass growing samples?
what were/are you looking at
i was glancing outside for a moment in the supposition that i heard someone yelling my name, but it was a car using it's engine excessively. i am impressed.
do you know i see a big brown evil dark church when i watch outside my window? if you know the game hexen2 you know how scary it is. sometimes there are 200 people in front of it.
what were/are you laughing about
your questions. nothing else so far today. i just got out of bed. i havent talked to a person yet. i will in a few hours though.
does it take many to get there from here, and what are the last word
i had the laughs that day. it doesnt take many to get from here to there, maybe 4 minutes on a bicycle. i just bought a new bicycle.
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