song: sugasawara
song: intimability
a.e.m.
by mikrosopht
please tell me a little about yourself so readers will understand that you're (not?) fairly harmless... where are you from?
born and raised in southern california
have you ever passed out on a beach?
uh...yes
have you ever shoveled a beach?
have i ever shoveled a beach?
digging a hole or maybe making a castle, or something else? if you used a hoe that's ok too
lol. yes. i would always make sea creatures though no castles n shit.
what is your favorite creature to make, or your favorite two creatures? or three is ok.
shark. turtle. mermaid with big titties.
so if you had to be an abrasive material, and some type of sticky substance,, like say a tape and a taped item,, and that was the only way you could make sounds for music,, what two items would you be.
hmmm. a brillo pad and rubber cement. that way i can make those little boogers and flick them at the audience.
so have you played live much? please share some show moments if that spring to mind. or just one is ok. or not. i mean i dunno. say something. anything is fine.
yeah. been playing a lot of shows lately.
the one that comes to mind immediately is a show i played in seattle. i had the foresight to drink prior to playing and proceeded to become very intoxicated. i had no idea what was going on when i began playing and dont remember a thing. i apparently passed out after i played. peeps said the show was great. wish i was there.
yeah me too hot diggity.
so what's going on outside right now, any hookers or anything exciting
no hookers at the moment. just overcast and making me sleepy
are you still alive
are you alive?
not really. do you like music?
i like music. i listen to it even.
do you listen to music by a.e.m (another electronic musician) [that was for keyword placement]
nope. dudes a wank
oh ok. so who is good then? i mean, who rox your sox off and tox the rok to the climb shok mokkin tha big bops
wait i didnt mean that. i mean, who is good, what label are they is he is she on
right now i am listening to scott herren alot. hefty/schematic. listening to mr. projectile too, and nobukazu takemura. i tend to listen to a small group of artists intensely then move onto someone else.
do you believe in the borg philosophy
a collective philosophy?
absolut lee. well.. assimilative i mean(t)
hmmm. if you mean am i influenced by others, i would have to say yes. but i am influenced by everything in life, everyone is, cant be denied
are you influenced by substances
uh. no comment.
do you like to paste long incoherant news articles into chatrooms
no, but i am known to paste a recipe if i find it delicious.
whats your favorite plate, tectonically.
pacific
whats your favorite bait, fishically.
the wooly bugger i am sorry
what did you do?
technically that is the wooly bugger black
oh, sure enough. no problem. so if they wanted you to play a show on the moon and you had to go alone and didn't know anyone for 15 years but you got paid and got a 10 record deal with your favorite label and had your family(s) along would you do it
if the label paid for the trip, i would definitely go. who wouldnt go to the moon. although, i would rather go to mars. maybe i could cut a 5 record deal if they will swing mars.
that's not a very safe trip though, but you'd risk it? that's a trooper for ya, another electronic musician , aka a.e.m.,,, the man is a trooper! straight representing. so what do you think about the mars pyramids and the FACE and that sort've thing,,, & what do you think of space in a generalization of 5 words or more.
the resolution of the camera which took those original pictures was shit. therefore, the images looked like a face. the newer more updated pictures taken with the mars global surveyor are much more higher resolution and have revealed that these are just normal surface features. what is intriguing it the microbes which were found in the mars meteorites, but no one seems to be talking about that.
what is that all about?
which part? the microbes?
yesUH
in 1996, nasa announced that it had possible tentative evidence indicating that a meteorite from mars contained fossil traces of ancient living organisms. these ancient living organisms were bacteria-like microbes which lived in cracks in the rock billions of years ago on mars. this news item died out for some reason. even though the two primary researchers continued and have built up further evidence. but time will tell. er yeah
so are you pretty spaced out a lot of the time
why did you send me that
those are the meteorites
whatever
dick
hey i'm just being honest here
so if you had rabies would you try to ressurect louie pasture
anything would be better than shots. had alot of those when i was young so i am phobic.
are you afraid of the light
no
are you afraid of the dark
no
do you shave your chest
shit. i still dont even have pubes yet.
do you shave your dog
fuck pets
do you fuck your shavings
no, but i do use them as nice spread on crackers.
i smell marijuana coming from somewhere nearby, what should i do
take advantage of every situation.
does qwerty love you
nope and it never will.
is it true that you have partaken in giving unauthorized youth permissions unallowed to them by the country governmental standard to consume alcohol on a private area which was not allowing such behavior because the law wont have it?
yes and i would do it again.
how long have you been an outlaw
since 7, the age i stole my first whacky packy.
oh damn what is that it sounds really familiar
a package of a card and a stick of gum.
did you ever like the garbage pail kids
yeah. it was similar to that but came out years before. hmmm
hmmm what...
i think it was the same company
prolly huh . are you a big fan of chewing gum
i was then. put as much as i could get in my mouth. drool n shit
did you smile-a-lot
yeah with no front teeth.
thats the only way to fly.
so what do you have to say to those cocky 2bit no brainer message board and p2p chatroom whores thinking they own the balls of the music field
everyone is where they need to be. its good for some peeps i guess. that shit is not to my liking. crap in crap out.
do you like to use clappers to turn lights on and off
my step grandad claimed to have invented that thing. he even took that company to court. he is dead now though.
did they get rid of him
i didnt see one damn cent from the law suit. he died under "questionable" circumstances
sounds like a case of the old socket wrench, yo. that's pretty scary. fear the clapper company. who is that anyway
they are from sweden. fucking sweden
they won the case because they have big boobies i bet, like your sandwomen
yeah. but the strange thing was the judge was a woman. must have been a lez.
does that turn your computer on
only if i can download it from alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica
are you into buying excessively expensive software and then being broke for months because of it when you could just get warez from say, astalavista.box.sk or something
i like to pay for what i commonly use. i have been know to spend to much money while traveling. but, yeah. i am in a bind financially at the moment. thanks for that link btw.
hey that wasn't me it was some weird haxor plug that aim tossed in with their The Man bugs,, be weary.
do you ever rok out to stupid music that gets u smart
i do.
any last words for the tombstone
nope
any first words for the birth certificate
damn. i didnt think it could be that big.
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