song: oil of peppermint
song: kriceten smythe
song: evalurm
sabastian boaz
by mikrosopht
hello SABASTIAN boaz. tell us a little about your socks
the ones i have on right now? well i've been wearing them a lot, they are short white socks, kinda crusty. see i've been falling asleep places a lot so i sleep with my shoes/cloths on
what sortve places? are they good for the rest of your clothes, though?
just around my room, i start to think about snuggling with girlys and fall asleep. they are part of my indoor cloths which are old and stinky, i look like a differnt person when i leave my home.
what is your martial status
i'm single, but wishing i was with someone that lives far away. in indonesia i am married to my casio sk-1 but i may not return to that country for i will go to jail for circuit bending my wife.
that's a felany i've heard. and isn't using evalurm also quite illegal? what is your outlaw history like and where do you hide to keep the cops fbi cia and the fib at bay
well simple.. sabastian boaz is not my real name. therefor, i have no record
i had a feeling. in my toe. but nevermind i am still a vegitable able to control computers with circuits in my brain. so ok the next question is can you give the president of the usa a question?
why do you lick your lips so much?
if you were stuck on a penguin frozen by one toe to its nostril would you try to flick your toe off if you could get free and escape from the artic island or thaw it off and make the penguin lose it's sense of smell, taste, and touch
wait i have to put a bed on my grandmothers car...
is it attached to your toe
i have no toes..
do you have finger(s)
next question.
do you have a pet moth that is also known well as a carrier of the dreaded death virus known only to've existed in prehistoric times and select parts of new jersey?
no but i have many moths in my bed room which i ctach and keep in a wooden jar
wouldnt that be a box? i thought jar(s) were glass?
no it's wooden, made in india.
does it say it's a box on it????
sort of like the body of a tabla
don't get smart with me. man.
no says MADE IN INDIA
i just want an honest interview. made in india = i am a box? no.
i think you forgot who your dealing with here
i think you forgot that it's you're. or do you do that in spite of me
TO MAKE THINGS WRONG
in spite, always.
are you a mean person
yes
are you a nice person
only on tuesdays
are you a person with personality
no, and i am insulted that you would ask such a question.
why
cause thats just a sick thought
why
same reason this interview is non music related
why
cause you keep asking why
no i dont. can you think of one adjective to describe sabastian?
kooky
can you eat your food in time? nevermind that. i have a very serious question now
i cannot eat much food at once, this is why i am so underweight.
nevermind that ! ok
too late
no just wait, i have to say something,,, pivitAL
pivitol,. nevermind that
go for it chunky
thats not my name
it's junkie. where is this serious queestion junky?
thats not my name. neither spelling is my name.
IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU UPDATE YOUR SITE ,, ZAOB.ORG,, EVERYONE DAY AT LEAST 3 TIMES WITH A BRAND NEW SITE DESIGN,, AND IN TIME YOU WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING BUT UPDATE YOUR SITE DESIGN,, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT STOP?
no it's not, ben kelley. now a days i pay others to do that for me. after i made all my money selling my body on the street
do you pay well, sabastian boaz aka evalurm 2002. wait i have an objection. sustained. MUSIC. lets talk about your music, yo. what are you working on right now
i beat small japanese children with coat hangers to make them redesign my site and when they are not doing that i have old men rape them for money.
my new album Warm Feeling which is almost done
those two messages have such a striking contrast that i must read on and not feel good or disgusted by any strange sentiments.
what is warm feeling like
it's somewhere analog sounding, the intruments are all circuit bent childrens toys, feedback, tv fuzzes, clicking drums, dot maxtrix printers and other pieces of analog electronics. also i am working on my new improv band The Ciruit Burglars which has Nullsleep on the bass and Chris Bullock on the drums, the circuit burglars
nullsleep is an all star huh, i hear he plays a mean air guitar game_boy
ooooooh yeah he gets down and his little brother is like his powerman5000 to rob zombie
i've heard about dot matrix printers,, they are supposedly the way of the future yeah?
dot maxtrixs printers are much faster for printing text rather then ink jets..... one day they will rediscover this
if you had to chose life or death by dot matrix printing, which would it be
i have no idea what that means
how many little brothers does it take to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?
i have no idea, i am a lonely child.
you wrecked my joke. so you're an only child then?
that was my intent and yeah. except for my brother Sebastian Boaz but no one seems to think hes real
i don't beleive you, you work at 7-11.
do you take pride in making others make mistakes and become unfunctional
no i don't work at 7-11 but this summer i worked as a icecream man
were you scary, like that guy in spawn, billy kincaid or something. that guy was dirty
i have no idea what your talking about but yes the children didn't like me tho some asked me to get a mullet
are mullets keen
i would have to consult Heath Ledger ( http://www.heathbaby.com ) about that but i don't believe so
are you keen? tell me about keen
i'm not sure, all i can say is the only way you know your keen is if you don't know your keen like corey feldman or patrick duffy or john ritter.
do you know the contraction you're or the phrase 'you are' ? you should try it sometime?
never.
corey feldman has a mullet?
he did in the film Dream Alittle Dream
patrick duffy is your darth father?
no Smog Vomit is
john ritter is my friend?
you tell me
yes he is.
so tell me something cute to wrap this up like a present on the birthday?
no way i want this interview to be longer
i should maybe get down to guitar center to play with a korg ea1 though
ok how about you tell me a story
one day i watched a band on tv when geting interviews by a guy in black thong underwear
and they played music like punk kids
and this is what my hair looked like
STYLISH
indeed. well this i geting boring guess it must come to an end. i need to shower myself and all that jazz
well thank you very much i know you have quite a busy schedule. sorry to boar u
you know it, building sting intruments around the clock. one last thought... ok i don't have anything to say. toodles
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