song: touch 2 feel
girl talk
by goat
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name: Gregg weight at birth: 100%
location: Cleveland, OH
ideal romantic surgical theme: Hole in neck / Cyberclaw
number of toes i'm missing: 0
are you yrself a chatty katty? : Sure
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"if you could mention that my new album Unstoppable
is coming out on a split release between Illegal Art (www.illegalart.net) and Spasticated Records (www.spasticated.net) next month, that'd be nice of U! thanxxx."
how often do girls talk to you because you preform as girltyak?
Girls talk to me because I’m Girl Talk all the time, then we usually do it together. Like in weird and uncomfortable places. But I’m just like “Whatever” cuz it’s their fantasy, u know?
when meatloaf sang "i'd do anything for love, but i won't do that", what was he talking about?
Witchcraft
what would yr ideal live show consist of? ? ?
There’s this helicopter flying over this ocean full of people in Hawaii. And hanging from the helicopter is this cage, and inside the cage is me, a laptop, a microphone, 4 woman dance team, and this white tiger. I’m just rocking so hard and everyone in the ocean is loosing their minds over how awesome I am. The tiger feels my confidence so he doesn’t attack, he just walks circles around me in this cage. And then as a finale, I pee in front of everyone and I managed to light my stream of pee on fire and the stream of pee actually turns into the shape of a guitar and then I manage to just whail so hard, like actually playing awesome guitar licks out of this fire-pee-guitar thing.
let's talk fashion, do you hunt for sport, pleasure or leisure?
I hunt for jewels. But I’d kill a cougar if it was really messing with me.
make up some new slanguage term for females yapping like they do
World Class Dummys
do you take pride in yr shoes, or is that something you just dont talk about?
I have a pair of Nike Force, with air bubbles. Honestly, I’ll run anyone on enooze.com on the court.
do you use a computer to make yr music?
Yes! I really don’t like computers, but I use them because I can’t play real instruments.
did you know you can make them talk?
Yes! I like to hear computers say stuff like “barf.”
if you could heal the world with talking, would you?
Yes!
do you write yr own raps or just perform them?
I don’t think I’ve rapped yet.
i heard you picked up the bass guitar at th3 tender age of 11, righteous
It was a seriously righteous time for me. I was in an All American Rejects cover band.
what was the best birthday present you never recieved? a pony?
A swimming pool shaped like a guitar
what color pony did you want as a boy?
Dinosaur-colored
hands down, from yr whole life, what's the funniest thing you've ever heard/seen/witnessed?
Bone Thugz N Harmony video for “War”
what do librarians have to do with girltalk?
I hate reading.
imagine having been caught with yr "pants down" as it were, use yr ability to talk to talk yr way out of it
God gave rock n roll 2 me / I luv U
if you were to find yrself locked away on some trumped up charges, would girltalk thrive or not survive behind bars?
I could see myself really winning over some friends behind bars, with my clever wit and subtle charm.
what have you found to be an especialy effect means of embarrasing yrself? some form of talking?
I get embarrassed when I have to re-tie my shoes in the mosh pit.
list yr top 5 reasons for getting up in the morning ...
5) Luke Vibert
4) Richard Devine
3) Autechre
2) Squarepusher
1) Aphex Twin
list yr most recent life long dreams
I want to have hair like Kurt Cobain.
have you lied to yourself (while talking to yrself) today?
I told myself that I wasn’t awesome but then I took it back a few minutes later, so I don’t know if that counts.
which is a more believable dj alias :"velcrolaser" or "spacetalker"?
Spacetalker, but I really like DJ Spacejammer or DJ Spacejam better.
when did you start djing? 1996?
1996
is there a spacial someone yr sharing yr life with?
The strong men and women of the United States of America.
don't you make music or something? just joshing, yr a rap guy, right?
I don’t think I rap, but I could be wrong. I make music though.
what singular thought do you want people seeing you in public as a private citizen to go away with?
AWESOME
in a more perfect world (the one w/ the talking apes and super atms running the show) are yr shows clothing optional?
No way, don’t be sick, dude.
would you boink a treestump if unseen voices commanded you to?
If I really loved it, yes.
what was yr last online purchase?
I don’t really buy off the internet much, but I want to get that thing with all those celebrity nude scenes on one tape. So that could be my next online purchase.
if eskimos exsisted, what might they have to say about yr musics?
Breathtaking
what famous person would you punch in the kidney when they werent looking? tom sizemore? that dumb andree 3k dorkus?
Richard Karn
is there any reason people shouldnt buy all yr records and name their children after you?
Not really. I’m the real deal. Hide your daughters.
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