song: fruity
song: single file 010
song: hish sudafed
tim koch
by mikrosopht
if there was a way to start the interview on the right foot, would you opt for the left because of your stance or possibly unevened leg length
I would put me left foot in, I'd put my right foot in, I'd put my athletes foot in , and then I'd shake it all about - I'd do the hokey pokey and i'd turn around, and that's what it's all about, apparently.
seeing as how you're in australia and i'm in north america,, who do you suppose has the best collection of stars on earth, and who has the best collection of toilet flushing rotational directions
clockwise turd rotation in the house! all the big stars come from Australia, Kylie was manufactured here where I live , and Jason Donovan and Natalie Imbruglia were also made by the same manufacturer except they have the updated 'charismatec v1.2' chips.
do you ever get pissed off about those productions which state how nice it is to have a 'white christmas' or other half-worldly minded type statement/sentiment(s), and if you did have to flush in the northern hemisphere would you jump up and run around to save the world
christmas is like a computer game where you have to convince your relatives that you have done something with your life before your energy bar runs out and even if you succeed your energy bar runs out anyways and then you have to argue with drunk uncles and then the end of level baddy is your evil cousin darrel who is like edward scissor hands but instead of scissors he has corporate big business anecdotes and small talk special weapons instead of fingers.
If I had to flush in the northern hemisphere I would re-create my anticlockwise turd whirlwinds so that my toilet time experiences were just like back home with my koala bathmat and kangaroo toilet tissue holder and emu toilet brush holder and also the wombat that picks up the soap.
song: snow white xmas
if you had to run about a block to get a slice of chicken and then hop to the next block because of the thumb tax would you do it for the children or release a platinum plus super productional boy band album with super chicken chunks every day for the rest of your life, or, you just take the subterrainian labyrinth with the teenage mutant ninja turtles to look up april's skirt when she doesn't have her yellow suit on which is like once a year... who is your favorite ninja? who is your favorite turtle? who is your favorite chicken thumb? whats your favorite tax? do you like children? platinum or gold ring(s) and thing(s)? please only answer all of these questions except one (you choose which) with a "Y" for yes and a "N" for no, in a nice little line.
my favourite ninja is danny bonaduce, his moves are incredible - like a young bruce lee but with red hair, incredible.
my favourite turtle is a turtle on the barbie mate.
chicken thumbs are out of fashion here in australia so there.
my favourite tax is stale bottom cleft lint tax, a killer!
we are all children.
i was waiting for the car chase in lord of the rings
so they could do the computer game tie-in.
i used to wear a chinese ring but it hurt.
now i wear the ring of shame:
song: turtle headz
song: up april's skirt
if you had to have a hospitol/tal operation and you had to leave a message for The President Prime Menstruation Of The Of Easy Bake Oven, would you leave one like that said A.i've had to go get a bunch of shit tossed into myself and pulled apart and then bottled and thrown away in secret dumpsters for the betterment of my own kind, ME i said, me and only me, that's all that matters! B.gone fishin' C.with much sadness i must admit it is time for me to be oft along the rye breading crustation of the twenties and thirties, once along ago before such said and done and now my innards are outters like a digesting navel when the blood comes you run like a madman with no applesaucey relations you just go for the feet you want to run with D. i get this grade to barely pass classes E. i'm for surgery, that's right, just like my record label surgery records ! pick one up today or your way to getting cut to bits for the love of god, you bastards! and please tell me about the record label and how the hell its about it. thanks.
Surgery is for people who need help. Like a dry place in times of wetness and a paper bag in times of ugly women, we are the answer to your prayers. Releases come in all audio shapes and sizes, and we make house calls.
when was once an addled young munchling from the zone of twerpidea hurdled like a madmang of fnukviralness frivolousitationally producing beatboxed oxen of grand yoke???
song: qu 7
what type of snow flurry is in a hurry
luke warm vienna coffee , and apple and cinammon muffin. Live on Hindley st.
catalog(ue) one days worth of activity which best describes how you feel you are handling yourself, but do not include masturbation at all.
a day in the life of barry handler part1
woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head wade my may downstairs and crank a dup, looking up I woticed I was nate wrote a grant application to apply for a super toupe that once applied will deem me ready for export as an australian star of california games lynx high scores in surfing and bmx events. Then I proceed to a tour of second hand establishments to complete my old console museum which I received funding for. Then I would not masturbate.
if you had to say someone was a bastard for the record, and you have to pick someone because its a scientific law that you must, then would you just answer my goddamn question or be clever as hell and arrange a sophisticated anomoly with which to divert attention and elimate some if not all suspicion on the matter? and if so, since you have to say so, who is a bastard? (attach picture if applicable/possible)
this man is a bastard
please tell me all about the Other Animals compilation you're on as 8 bit orchestra
t is a compilation that I am on as 8 Bit Orchestra and it raises money for helping animals that need help. We need to help animals because people are fucked up and great white sharks do a very good job at eating people because all they can do really is eat, shit and have shark sex so let them do what they do best. New 8 Bit Orchestra EP out now on
duotone records
all how many hits have you done as a thug
of them as of 9:03pm 25th July 2002 Adelaide time. thug was just an opposite, because in RL i am as meek as a mousewife and i am like soft butter on the bread of your choice
info: tundra music: 12 - 7897904534 words (betwixt)
Tundra Music is cold and icey and will hit your g-spot on those hot and heavy days where you feel like you are swimming in a sea of humidity and when it rains the beads just slide down exposed cleavage sections like a river of warm, steamy and unpredictable love.
tundra music
is tim koch your fullerest name? if not,, timothy (?????????) kochington (??????????????) ? do tell us the fullerest, and what sort've material(s) this full named individual possesssessssssss and do you like snake face
Timothy Charles Koch
if i wasnt so white as hell would i be down like sub zero and rip spines all over the... well out of spinal areas, and what about you,,, we need some inside infros
For your infros I never had an afro,
well not after kindergarten.
if you turned into a monkey and shot a twelve on the five oh would you get the four one elevens on the d l with the seven eleven action after a hot four twenty of eigth action
I like four and twenty pies for breakfast. lamington floaters were the official food of the sydney olympics. I drive too fast
what words do you live by, what do you want to do in life, where are you going to go in the next three minutes after this creazzzy thing you finished (right? you're going to finish it and not bail like those chumps right?? the weiners who cant handle the pain of a thug), and if you had to live with minimal items what objects would you keep with you, i'm not talking desert island but simply minimal lifestyle, where you are right now if you like. (please no more than 10 items, or items with more than 10 independent articulations or parts, for each of these elaborate pieces they are to be disassembled and used only up to a 10 articular/componentularity)
In no particular order.
I live by words that rhyme with air guitar.
In life i want to walk and talk and save and shave girls that misbehave whilst securing things arent secure and bending over walking rails. In life i want to grow and throw and eat and beat the shit out of monkey's feet after moaning and loaning almost frozen grandma's foaming.
In the next 3 minutes I am going to wave my hands in the air like I have no hair.
If i had to live with minimum items I would live with a pen and some paper and my c64 emulator. If I had to live with minimum items I would get annoyed that I couldn't get maximum items. I would also like to have a minimum jam with minimum sidstation solos with rob hubbard and jaco pastorius on minimum raised from the dead fretless bass.end.
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