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       $$$$$$$$            Ü · M · L · A · Ü · T
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$            D · E · S · I · G · N
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$             p r o d u c t i o n
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  released at Function:03 / Hungary     24-26 | 10 | 2003
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  the credits:
       $$$$$$$$  --------------
       $$$$$$$$    GARGAJ
       $$$$$$$$      basic engine code
       $$$$$$$$      editor tool code
       $$$$$$$$      effect+postfilter code
       $$$$$$$$      concept
       $$$$$$$$      direction and synchronizing
       $$$$$$$$      additional design and graphics
       $$$$$$$$      music
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    MAALI
       $$$$$$$$      modelling
       $$$$$$$$      design
       $$$$$$$$      graphics
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  we used Bass, Zlib and UPX.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  special thanks for poison/singular for the ASCII.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  about:
       $$$$$$$$  --------
       $$$$$$$$    those of you who know earlier ÜD-prods may have
       $$$$$$$$    noticed that this is not quite the way we used
       $$$$$$$$    to do stuff, not "hardcore-to-the-max".
       $$$$$$$$    this is intentional. the demo is still heavy,
       $$$$$$$$    but after all the brainless moshing, we kinda
       $$$$$$$$    figured that we should do some "cleaner", 
       $$$$$$$$    more "mature" stuff as well. so here it is,
       $$$$$$$$    a heavyass goa-demo. we still will make some
       $$$$$$$$    hardcore prods in the future, but we felt like
       $$$$$$$$    doing something different this time.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    the demo should run quite comfily on a 600+ mhz cpu,
       $$$$$$$$    as for a videocard, i recommend a gf4ti, consider a
       $$$$$$$$    gf2 as a VERY minimum. not required tho. note that i
       $$$$$$$$    STRONGLY recommend either an FX or a radeon 9700...
       $$$$$$$$    soundcard also preferred. oh yeah and dx9.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    !!! IMPORTANT !!!
       $$$$$$$$    the demo NEEDS some free disk space. (around 300k)
       $$$$$$$$    sorry, i found no other way to load DLL-s other
       $$$$$$$$    than saving them to a file and loading them from
       $$$$$$$$    there. however if i would write my own PE-loader...
       $$$$$$$$    hm. later. :)
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    i found a weird bug when testing on a gf2, some polys
       $$$$$$$$    were flickering across the screen or so. i'm unsure
       $$$$$$$$    about the cause of this, but it looked ok on both a
       $$$$$$$$    gf3ti and a radeon9500, trying both HAL and REF
       $$$$$$$$    devices, so it might be a driver bug. 
       $$$$$$$$    if you encounter this bug during the demo (it 
       $$$$$$$$    appeared in the first scene), please contact me
       $$$$$$$$    with some details about the config, os and driver
       $$$$$$$$    versions.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  about the demo-system:
       $$$$$$$$  ------------------------
       $$$$$$$$    the system itself was coded roughly in two
       $$$$$$$$    months from scratch, even though some code-design
       $$$$$$$$    elements were done a year ago when Conspiracy
       $$$$$$$$    was formed. the editor tool itself allows to
       $$$$$$$$    synchonize effects to the music in a
       $$$$$$$$    flash/demopaja-like way, but since the entire
       $$$$$$$$    system is based around plugins, you are still
       $$$$$$$$    able to code your effects the way you want to.
       $$$$$$$$    public availability is the thing i'm considering
       $$$$$$$$    now, but right now it's way too quirky and bugged
       $$$$$$$$    to spread it, but we're already having some
       $$$$$$$$    negotiations with certain other groups about
       $$$$$$$$    licensing it, so it may reach to a public state.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  greetings and thanks:
       $$$$$$$$  -----------------------
       $$$$$$$$    insane amount of thanks to Fox/Starlight for all
       $$$$$$$$    code help. you rule dude!
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    the usual w00ts go to Skrebbel and Shadez, who
       $$$$$$$$    lent awesome moral support for me. \Ü/
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    heaps of thanks to BoyC and Sampi for awesome
       $$$$$$$$    moral support. azer remelem compo _utan_ is
       $$$$$$$$    tetszeni fog :))
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    kudos go to a lot of people. but they DO know
       $$$$$$$$    who they are.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  no greetings:
       $$$$$$$$  ---------------
       $$$$$$$$    i'm not really fond of sending fuckings to people,
       $$$$$$$$    but recent happenings on the hungarian "demoscene",
       $$$$$$$$    or rather some irc channels makes me feel the urge
       $$$$$$$$    to do so. it's not an irc-only flame, it's 
       $$$$$$$$    something that was growing for a long
       $$$$$$$$    time now, and we decided to end it. I won't
       $$$$$$$$    mention names here, but I'd like to send some
       $$$$$$$$    assfucks to all the dungholes who disrespect other
       $$$$$$$$    peoples work without creating ANYTHING worth
       $$$$$$$$    just even mentioning. sure, call me lame. 
       $$$$$$$$    call me lame for not using unix.
       $$$$$$$$    call me lame for not using standard libraries.
       $$$$$$$$    call me lame just because i prefer d3d over ogl.
       $$$$$$$$    call charlie lame for using an amiga.
       $$$$$$$$    call leon lame for getting drunk on parties.
       $$$$$$$$    call anyone lame without a basis.
       $$$$$$$$    do it. feel free.
       $$$$$$$$    but that won't save you from being a retarded
       $$$$$$$$    talentless fuck, and frankly, i don't give a shit
       $$$$$$$$    about that.
       $$$$$$$$    and that's why the rest of the active hungarian
       $$$$$$$$    demoscene left the channel #demoscene for good.
       $$$$$$$$    if you still want to find us, you'll know where to
       $$$$$$$$    search.
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$  contacts:
       $$$$$$$$  -----------
       $$$$$$$$    http://umlaut.intro.hu
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$    GARGAJ
       $$$$$$$$      gargaj(Ü)freemail.hu
       $$$$$$$$      http://umlaut.intro.hu/~gargaj
       $$$$$$$$    MAALI
       $$$$$$$$      maali(Ü)fuckhotmail.com
       $$$$$$$$      http://www.maali.tk
       $$$$$$$$
       $$$$$$$$
       $:$$$:$$  ------------------------------------------------------
       $$$$$$$$
       $$:$$$:$    this was an ümlaüt design production in 2003 (c)
       $:$:$:$:
       :$:$:$:$                we are professionals.
       ::$:::$:               don't try this at home.
       $:::$:::
       ::::::::
       ::::::::      "gee, brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
       :.::.:.:       "the same thing we do every night, pinky...
       .:.:.:.:        get the demo finished 'till the deadline!"
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