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 | [.LYRICS]                                                                  |
 |                                                                            |
 |          Here come the METALVOTZEN with the biggest dicks of all,          |
 |                      for 10 years we grab our balls.                       |
 |       If your dick is less than a meter, you won't become a member,        |
 |                  we are the genital elite, you remember?                   |
 |                We are the pain in your ass, deep inside,                   |
 |                  Yo k, let's start with the demo now...                    |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 1. verse                                   |
 |     Yeah, we are the cool Metalvotzen who snort into your t-shirts,        |
 |              those who puke on the floor, and mob lamers...                |
 |                  They never mention us in their demos,                     |
 |                  but who cares about these gays anyway?                    |
 |               They wrinkle their nose, calling us perverts                 |
 |      so what? Us Metalvotzen don't give a fuck 'bout your commerce.        |
 |         They babble and they bluster, and pretend to be clever,            |
 |         I don't know what you really are, but us, we are IHLAID.           |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 Refrain:                                   |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |                                                                            |
 |                  To make you randy we did some effects                     |
 |                  That look like they were done on a c64                    |
 |                        That let your dick grow...                          |
 |                                                                            |
 |                       come on, let's see what's on                         |
 |                           let's see what's on                              |
 |                           let's see what's on                              |
 |                           let's see what's on                              |
 |                                                                            |
 |                       Hey, I can do rasterbars...                          |
 |             That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)               |
 |                      And can even do a plasma, ehh?                        |
 |             That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)               |
 |                       And can do a scroller too...                         |
 |             That adds a meter...(to your growing dick) (All)               |
 |                     And can also pixel and things...                       |
 |                                                                            |
 |              Which makes it grow enormously           (All)                |
 |          Dick length ... three meters sixty     (Announcement)             |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 Refrain:                                   |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                                                            |
 |                             Ok, blow now...                                |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                  (Solo)                                    |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 verse 2:                                   |
 |                    Faker as coder is really decadent                       |
 |                    drinks beer from cans for 25 cent.                      |
 |                     Bierkeule was his former handle                        |
 |                 long haired he pranced around the scene                    |
 |                                                                            |
 |                    And Syntax, horny as thousand men                       |
 |               likes it with his sister, from time to time.                 |
 |                   He always finds a reason for boozing                     |
 |                     that's why he became a soldier.                        |
 |                                                                            |
 |                 Ragnarok pixels sick things all the time                   |
 |              pervert? Nevermind, he whoops all your asses.                 |
 |                   He painted us a fetus on the cross,                      |
 |                       why? To entertain the crowd.                         |
 |                                                                            |
 |                      Drago is our Hamburg-parasite                         |
 |             in St.Pauli, he knows every hole and every spot.               |
 |               His pornstar-moustache and bodybuilder body                  |
 |                will make your girls swoon, not to worry.                   |
 |                                                                            |
 |                   And Conflict, lives far in the east,                     |
 |                    can't barbecue with us at parties.                      |
 |               That's why you should spare him some money,                  |
 |                   you'll get paid back in the showers.                     |
 |                                                                            |
 |        And Wolf likes 8bit and eating and Mett (raw corned meat)           |
 |                  and ham and sausage and roast and fat                     |
 |             He creates our music and that sounds like this:                |
 |                             Hey Ho - Hey Ho!                               |
 |                             Hey Ho - Hey Ho!                               |
 |           Hey Ho - Ok, stop now guys, its really enough now...             |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 Refrain:                                   |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 (spoken)                                   |
 |                           Dude, our computers,                             |
 |               are really a lot better than your computers                  |
 |       I tell you, only our machines, make your dick, really thick.         |
 |                                                                            |
 |                                 Refrain:                                   |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |             we have computers, which can beat your computers               |
 |                                                                            |
 |                   The guys from AINC were not ashamed                      |
 |             to create this shit with us, here is the proof.                |
 |                                                                            |
 |                  Nitro likes to dress like a pornstar,                     |
 |                and Toxie gets creative with laughing gas                   |
 |                               Respect!!!!                                  |
 |                                  Yeah!!                                    |
 |                                                                            |
 |                  We greet all other Metalvotze-member:                     |
 |                   Mephisto, Skud, Ivanov, Greenhorn...                     |
 |                   Once a member, always a member...                        |
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