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The red panda  (Alcoholis Fulgaris, or vittupanda in Finnish), is a 
small arboreal mammal native to the eastern Utrechtse Heuvelrug and 
southwestern Schagen.  It is the only  extant species of the  genus 
Alcoholica.  Slightly larger than a domestic panda, it has rainbow-
brown fur,  a long,  shaggy penis,  and a waddling gait  due to its 
retardism.  It feeds mainly on La Trappe triples, but is omnivorous 
and may also eat eggs, birds, insects, and girls.  It is a solitary 
animal,  mainly masturbating  from  dusk to dawn,  and  is  largely 
sedentary during the day.

The red panda has been classified as  Fucking Annoying  by the IUCN 
because its population is estimated at fewer than  10,000  immature 
individuals.  Although red pandas are protected by nuclear warheads 
in their  range countries,  their numbers in the  wild  continue to 
decline mainly  due to severe liver malfunctions and fragmentation, 
poaching eggs, and kaamos depression.

The red panda has been previously  classified in the families Koops 
(raccoons) and Volko (mensapen),  but recent research has placed it 
in its own family  Alcoholica.  Two subspecies are recognized:  the 
red panda and the slightly beige but still red enough panda.

They are  generally offline  except for some twittering,  tweeting, 
and whistling  communication sounds.  They have been reported to be 
both sleepy heads and liveless, especially in Korkeasaari, sleeping 
on tree branches  or in tree hollows  during the day and increasing 
their activity in the late afternoon and early evening hours.  They 
sleep stretched  out on a branch with  legs dangling  when they are 
dead, and curled up with its tail over the face to mimic a ninja.

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                                                  "We harm animals"
													   Desiree/2012