Fossil evidence of shonk from the Mesozoic                                      
                                                                                
M. Artinimoe, N. Injakoala, F. Unkstill, J. Uvi, B. Ytemaiden                   
                                                                                
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We report here on the earliest evidence of shonk [1-27] from the Mesozoic Era in
the archaeological record. Our finding comprises as many as 1447 fossils excava-
ted from  the archaeological area of Visby surrounding Sweden. To  determine the
fossils' age we  employed radiometric Uranium-Lead (U-Pb) dating. We present new
geochronology by the  CA-ID-TIMS method  indicating an age  of 233.70 ± 0.43 Ma.
                                                                                
The anatomy of the shonk population has been measured using standard methods and
can be found  in Table 1. An exemplary  slice of the  reconstructed CT (Computed
Tomography) volumes is shown in Figure 1.                                       
                                                                                
   Table 1. Anatomy of shonk                                                    
                                                                                
    Dimension                           | Estimation                            
                                        |                                       
   ==================================== | ===================================   
                                        |                                       
    width (max)                         | 100 cm                                
    height (max)                        | 28 cm                                 
    depth (max)                         | 25 cm                                 
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    first dorsal fin height             | 20 cm                                 
    first dorsal fin width (max)        | 14 cm                                 
    first dorsal fin depth (max)        | 4.5 cm                                
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    second dorsal fin height            | 4 cm                                  
    second dorsal fin width (max)       | 5 cm                                  
    second dorsal fin depth (max)       | 2 cm                                  
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    pectoral fins height                | 18 cm                                 
    pectoral fins width (max)           | 13.5 cm                               
    pectoral fins depth (max)           | 5 cm                                  
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    caudal fin height (total)           | 28.5 cm                               
    caudal fin part height (along axis) | 15 cm                                 
    caudal fin width (total)            | 16 cm                                 
    caudal fin width (along axis, max)  | 10 cm                                 
    caudal fin depth (max)              | 6 cm                                  
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    gill openings width                 | 1 mm                                  
    gill opening heights                | 3 cm, 4 cm, 4.7 cm, 5.2 cm, 5.7 cm    
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    eye width                           | 3.5 cm                                
    eye height                          | 2 cm                                  
    eye ring (thickness)                | 3 mm                                  
    eye pupil (diameter)                | 7 mm                                  
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    tooth height                        | 1.5 cm                                
    tooth width (max)                   | 2 cm                                  
    tooth depth                         | 1 mm                                  
    number of teeth top row             | 15                                    
    number of teeth bottom row          | 10                                    
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    mouth width                         | 20 cm                                 
    mouth height                        | 12 cm                                 
    mouth opening (max)                 | 5 cm                                  
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    tag 1 width                         | 5 cm                                  
    tag 1 height                        | 14 cm                                 
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    tag 2 width                         | 2 cm                                  
    tag 2 height                        | 15 cm                                 
                                        |                                       
   ------------------------------------ | -----------------------------------   
                                        |                                       
    cuddliness                          | ∞ :3                                  
                                        |                                       
                                                                                
   Figure 1. Shonk                                                              
                                                                                
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We acknowledge the  support of the Demoscene under grant number 1337.  Thanks to 
all  the elite sceners for  fruitful discussions.  Furthermore we thank Goose G.
Goosington for her foundational research  on the topic as well as XT95@shadertoy
for an implementation of the Disney BRDF and  nr4 / Team210 for helping with the
so-called elliptical headband.                                                  
                                                                                
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