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Well...first i should have to say that this is NO JOKE !
even if it should sound weird to you, check it out.
I wouldn't take the time to type this and make a neat file_id to
simply kid you...
Secondly i have to say that this works only in germany !
(It MAY work elsewhere but we didn't checked it!)
At last it will not work with normal services like mci, sprint ...

That's what you need to start:

-A valid phonecard from our beloved TeleCom aka. T.
 (Yes ! a simple phonecard not something from mci or simliar)
-A banana.
 Ohhhh, yes i knew it...you won't believe me ? do you?
 But it WAS NO JOKE !!! it sounds totaly crazy but just take some minutes
 if it won't work, you loose nothing am i right?
-A lighter...that's what you use to light your shit u know?

Now we may begin:

1.) Burn down the banana (jep , the WHOLE banana!) until it's nothing
    more than a wobbling, sliming mass of banana-something
2.) put your phonecard into this mass until it's completly covered with
    it
3.) Now phone the international outdial services of DFG
    ("Dortmund-Fischerei-Grenzgebiet") and tell the little operator
    that your card is falling in some "wobbling, sliming mass
    of banana-something" and that you can't read the number on it anymore.
    Then he will ask you for your name and you should say something like
    Peter PockenPenis then he will say "Ok!, this time, but never again!"
    and will connect you to whereever you like to for nothing !

THAT'S ALL !!! Isn't it beatiful ?!?!?! it's fantastic, i've done this
some hundred times and it ever worked !!!! i still can't believe it !

If you like these tips, please don't send me any bananas or similiar...

L8er and have phun!

Signed, LAO HOO
